Funniest thrash lyrics...

[MindInsane]

I vote for FORCED ENTRY..."We're a bunch a dicks". Long out of print, but here's the funniest song I ever heard.

Who's the man? Who's the might... kick your fucking ass tonight, gonna prove you wrong, you call me a dick, (he's yelling too fast)....

....Cause we're a buncha dicks! Cause we tell it like it is...I know it makes you pissed! Cause we're a buncha dicks!

Fuck off or I'll kill you!!!

Repeat...who's the man, who's the might kick your fucking ass tonight...

Cause I'm a fucking a DICK! we tell it like it is, I know it makes you pissed!! Cause I'm a fucking DICK! We're dicks! We tell it like it is, I know it makes you pissed! Cause were a buncha dicks!

Fuck off or I'll kill you!!!

Total Anthem.

I just had to listen to that, while typing it. And it still makes me laugh....one of the best live bands I've ever, ever seen. "How we spent our Summer vacation" was pretty hilarious too.

OMG! I have that cd! I need to go dig it out...cuz it's really good! and you're right...they rule live!!

 

[DEEK]

Does "I'm the Man" count?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Only if "Shoot Me Again" and "Time: The Beginning" are thrash too.

 

[Gymsokk]

How about Killed By Death by Motörhead

"If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you"

hehe, that's just strange....

 

[oldschoolthrashmetal]

How about that one from Destruction:

"They won´t break our will
We have the pleasure to kill
We´re bonded by blood
untill we will rot."

German Thrash Bands usually have very poor lyrics