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Originally posted by JonBonJovi

inside he found The Trooper looking rather pleased with himself. Spawny tried to ignore him as he set the speed to beyond belief mode. As tha metal machine took of he turned to The Trooper and said...
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and the trooper said to him.....HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW FASTER PUSSYCAT SONG ITS AWESOME!
To which spawn replied...no
The Trooper then took out his leopard skin bladed lightsaber and began to practice when suddenly on the sensors they picked up.....
 
Originally posted by Icarus


and the trooper said to him.....HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW FASTER PUSSYCAT SONG ITS AWESOME!
To which spawn replied...no
The Trooper then took out his leopard skin bladed lightsaber and began to practice when suddenly on the sensors they picked up.....
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what sounded like the riff to "Paradise" by Dungeon.So they homed in on where this signal was comming from. They quickly realised that it was Wacken Open Air Festivle......
 
Originally posted by JonBonJovi


what sounded like the riff to "Paradise" by Dungeon.So they homed in on where this signal was comming from. They quickly realised that it was Wacken Open Air Festivle......
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They did a search for anyone wearing a "shit happens" t shirt with ripped jeans. In milliseconds the computer had the location of Lord Tim. They landed and went to ask Lord Tim were they could find hansi kursh the metal master who instructed him....
 
Originally posted by Icarus


They did a search for anyone wearing a "shit happens" t shirt with ripped jeans. In milliseconds the computer had the location of Lord Tim. They landed and went to ask Lord Tim were they could find hansi kursh the metal master who instructed him....
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to wich Lord Tim replied in his highest E singing voice he could master"His right behind you".Both The Trooper and Spawny turned to see what appeared to b a two foot high human dressed in black leather g-string and nothing else......
 
Originally posted by JonBonJovi


to wich Lord Tim replied in his highest E singing voice he could master"His right behind you".Both The Trooper and Spawny turned to see what appeared to b a two foot high human dressed in black leather g-string and nothing else......
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It was Tobiss Sammet, the midget of metal himself! EVeryone ran for their lives as...
 
Originally posted by JonBonJovi


to wich Lord Tim replied in his highest E singing voice he could master"His right behind you".Both The Trooper and Spawny turned to see what appeared to b a two foot high human dressed in black leather g-string and nothing else......
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"RONNIE JAMES DIO!" They both shouted. Perplexed with his current dress they nevertheless introduced themselves to him. Dio told them the one they seek is currently in the blind guardian tour van. So they set out to find the van but instead found....
 
Originally posted by JonBonJovi

his best mate Dirk was walking up with a huge grin on his face with Xena in tow......
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As Dirk, in his girly looking jeans of course, turned around and saw Lord Tim, he immediately fell in love and forgot all about Xena next to him as he moved over to try and convert Tim to the gay side, but...
 
Originally posted by The Trooper


As Dirk, in his girly looking jeans of course, turned around and saw Lord Tim, he immediately fell in love and forgot all about Xena next to him as he moved over to try and convert Tim to the gay side, but...
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Xena lept in and said now now boys we can all have fun together, but your also forgetting the important mission we must complete together to save the entire universe....
 
Originally posted by JonBonJovi


Xena lept in and said now now boys we can all have fun together, but your also forgetting the important mission we must complete together to save the entire universe....
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which is to ensure that glam metal once again rules the music industry...
 
Originally posted by The Trooper


which is to ensure that glam metal once again rules the music industry...
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So the three of them headed to the Edguy bus to see what outfits they could all wear and for Xena to make sure their make up and hair were perfect before the headed to the True Metal Stage for....
 
a set of Pretty Boy Floyd's "Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz" album covered in its entirity, until the show was interrupted by...
 
a high speed alien drum bunny, the reincarnation of Pretty Boy Floyd's first drummer who died in a bizarre gardening incident. The bunny...
 
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