GMD Vote: Next Band Discographies to Rank

[CiG]

They could be if you're a leper.

 

[jimmy101]

yeah, Australian germs that Mrs Jimmy left on my pillows the last time she was here. Gonna give her a good spanking for that tomorrow when i see her.

Oh, that's right. She did mention something about going to the deli tomorrow to pick up some saveloys. You know, that extra small type of sausage?

 

[CiG]

Not sure what BLS has to do with a lot of the other bands getting tagged in with them. Overlapping fanbase?

Mostly just the Ozzman Connection, I don't actually hate BLS or anything.

 

[jimmy101]

Mostly just the Ozzman Connection, I don't actually hate BLS or anything.

Neither do I. But I will go out of my way to avoid listening to them.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Oh, that's right. She did mention something about going to the deli tomorrow to pick up some saveloys. You know, that extra small type of sausage?

well yea that's because i already have the extra long Armenian sausage that she's always craving for.

 

[Dak]

I would understand not liking BLS if you don't like groove in your metal, but I don't understand not liking groove.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Mostly just the Ozzman Connection, I don't actually hate BLS or anything.

but you did say they're garbage just a few pages back, no?

 

[jimmy101]

well yea that's because i already have the extra long Armenian sausage that she's always craving for.

*that she's always craving.

No need to waste words here.

 

[CiG]

but you did say they're garbage just a few pages back, no?

If Ozzman likes it it's garbage, even if I also like it.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I would understand not liking BLS if you don't like groove in your metal, but I don't understand not liking groove.

groove done right in metal are bands like Gorod for example, not bands who base their sound off simplistic generic groove chugs aimed at the most simple minded of metal fans.

 

[The Ozzman]

If Ozzman likes it it's garbage, even if I also like it.

So Bolt Thrower and Iron Maiden are garbage?

 

[jimmy101]

To be honest Maiden are pretty fucking corny.

 

[CiG]

So Bolt Thrower and Iron Maiden are garbage?

Yeah they fucking stink.

Seriously though, I've always had a soft spot for Sonic Brew. I don't think BLS are offensive enough to actually hate, I just think they're boring as fuck. The music is way too fangless and safe to feel any kind of emotion about.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Wow. This is what happens when you listen to too much garbage like BLS, warps your mind.

magazines who slobber all over trash like BLS

i'd say these were 100% on point.

 

[CiG]

To be honest Maiden are pretty fucking corny.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Bolt Thrower are a very simplistic death metal band(minus the 2 albums he hates which says a lot lol) and Iron Maiden are a very simplistic and casual heavy metal band. Again, not surprised that the ozzmans taste is completely geared toward the most accessible bands that every subgenre has to over. His smooth brain cant handle stuff like Destuction so he gravitates towards stuff like black label society lmfao.

 

[The Ozzman]

I can't wait for another 4 pages of Aussie shitposting

Again, not surprised that the ozzmans taste is completely geared toward the most accessible bands that every subgenre has to over

Brutal death metal is not really easily accessible but I like it

 

[jimmy101]

You wont have to wait for long.

 

[CiG]

I fucking love Bolt Thrower. Few bands can match the devastation and endless riffage they provide.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I fucking love Bolt Thrower. Few bands can match the devastation and endless riffage they provide.

not knocking on them at all, i like them too. Just pointing out the facts ... that Ozz is a simpleton