this is so unfair, girls here like long hair dudes and I can't my hair long due to genes and bad haircare as a child.
you can go into a hair styling place, and they have shampoos that suppossedly make it grow faster. Of course, you may look like a homo when you buy it, but its ok I guess.
Myself, I just did my first ponytail ever yesterday and it owned. I think it doubled my sex appeal or something, cause I noticed girls looking at me. Mabye though, I was just more self conscious cause I was doing something new. Anyways, ponytails own hardcore.
There have been some interesting commentaries on this in the past. Key points include:
-anti-establishment