yes yes, a new game on the board in which everyone can say things that
he/ she have noticed about the world, and never dared to mention them out loud!
Ok: I'll start with a list I collected in the past 2 weeks:
Have you noticed that....
Being tr00 is not cool in the tr00 metal world anymore.
Can someone explain to me how come the most played band lately at Lemmy from Motorhead is Fear Factory, and why the hell Bobby Blitz said Pantera is the best band in the world?
to be tr00 is not tr00 anymore, posers is the new thing nowadays.
That if Cradle Of Filth would have split after Principle Made Flesh, they would be considered a cult band now?
That ever since 1999 Bruce Dickinson is keeping his best material for his solo career?
And because of that, his new album would be so much better than the new Maiden?
Slayer is using the same solo for 24 years now?
No one really knows the difference between rabbits and bunnies?
That Suffocations come-back is really useless?
In The New England poser-fest there are only hardcore/ emo-core bands and only two real metal bands that are King Diamond and Sonata Artika?
That there is no porn with dread locks?
The cat from Shrek 2 deserves his own movie?
That the best song on Persistence of time is a cover?
That the Norwegian Gehena has became a death metal band?
So did Behemoth.
That at some point on Whiplash there were 3 dudes name Tony?
That Smells like Teen Spirit is one of the most famous songs ever, and no one knows the lyrics?
That scream in Drag The Waters is actually Seth from Anal Cunt?
That the must bands have changed from Metallica, Megadeth and Maiden
To Metallica, Nightwish, and Children Of Bodom?
That Alex leiho is still oily?.
That the last The Haunted is Really BAD but everyone seems to like it, which brings back the point that: be tr00 is not tr00 anymore.
That football is very a very complicated game?
That there are bands who carry a HUGE gong on tour with them, that takes half of their van, just so they can hit it twice in the whole show?
That Rotting Christ released a new album but no one cares?
That just because they are signed on RoadRunner, hardcore people that hate heavy say all of a sudden that 3 Inches of Blood are awesome?
You can barely notice that, but Blacky Lawless is actually kinda fat ?
That the moles on Lemmys face are getting bigger and bigger?
That the Lemmy on the Moless end is getting smaller and smaller?
Paul Dianno looks like a refugee from Limp Biscuit?
That Nu-metal has gone from the music map?
That now they call this crap Emo Core?
That there are some bands that no one gives a damn about, no matter how much press time theyll get or how many more album theyll release after Operation Mindcrime?
That there are people that still listen to MoonSpell . Yes, really!
Nevermore only play material from the last two albums live. Oh yeah and The Fault of The Flesh, and This Sacrament. Maybe thats why they never released a Live album.
That Exhorder- Slaughter in the Vatican is the best Pantera album ?
he/ she have noticed about the world, and never dared to mention them out loud!
Ok: I'll start with a list I collected in the past 2 weeks:
Have you noticed that....
Being tr00 is not cool in the tr00 metal world anymore.
Can someone explain to me how come the most played band lately at Lemmy from Motorhead is Fear Factory, and why the hell Bobby Blitz said Pantera is the best band in the world?
to be tr00 is not tr00 anymore, posers is the new thing nowadays.
That if Cradle Of Filth would have split after Principle Made Flesh, they would be considered a cult band now?
That ever since 1999 Bruce Dickinson is keeping his best material for his solo career?
And because of that, his new album would be so much better than the new Maiden?
Slayer is using the same solo for 24 years now?
No one really knows the difference between rabbits and bunnies?
That Suffocations come-back is really useless?
In The New England poser-fest there are only hardcore/ emo-core bands and only two real metal bands that are King Diamond and Sonata Artika?
That there is no porn with dread locks?
The cat from Shrek 2 deserves his own movie?
That the best song on Persistence of time is a cover?
That the Norwegian Gehena has became a death metal band?
So did Behemoth.
That at some point on Whiplash there were 3 dudes name Tony?
That Smells like Teen Spirit is one of the most famous songs ever, and no one knows the lyrics?
That scream in Drag The Waters is actually Seth from Anal Cunt?
That the must bands have changed from Metallica, Megadeth and Maiden
To Metallica, Nightwish, and Children Of Bodom?
That Alex leiho is still oily?.
That the last The Haunted is Really BAD but everyone seems to like it, which brings back the point that: be tr00 is not tr00 anymore.
That football is very a very complicated game?
That there are bands who carry a HUGE gong on tour with them, that takes half of their van, just so they can hit it twice in the whole show?
That Rotting Christ released a new album but no one cares?
That just because they are signed on RoadRunner, hardcore people that hate heavy say all of a sudden that 3 Inches of Blood are awesome?
You can barely notice that, but Blacky Lawless is actually kinda fat ?
That the moles on Lemmys face are getting bigger and bigger?
That the Lemmy on the Moless end is getting smaller and smaller?
Paul Dianno looks like a refugee from Limp Biscuit?
That Nu-metal has gone from the music map?
That now they call this crap Emo Core?
That there are some bands that no one gives a damn about, no matter how much press time theyll get or how many more album theyll release after Operation Mindcrime?
That there are people that still listen to MoonSpell . Yes, really!
Nevermore only play material from the last two albums live. Oh yeah and The Fault of The Flesh, and This Sacrament. Maybe thats why they never released a Live album.
That Exhorder- Slaughter in the Vatican is the best Pantera album ?
