How to post off 5 people that spend thier lives on a message board

[derek]

Funniest thing i've seen all day

 

[Chromatose]

^ now THAT's funny

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

you crazy man.

I READ ALOT OF BOOKS ABOUT FEMALE ORGASM AND I LEARNED A LOT
1 85% OF FEMALES CAN'T REACH ORGASM WITHOUT DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION
2 VAGINA'S ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES EACH ONE IS UNIQUELY SHAPPED AND THAT FOR MANY WOMEN DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE DURRING CATHOLIC SEX
3 EVERY WOMAN HAS A G-SPOT BECAUSE ITS ANALOGOUS TO A MALE'S PROSTATE AND THAT THE REASON THAT MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A G-SPOT IS BECAUSE MOST PENISES ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPPABLE OF REACHING THE G-SPOT
4 IF TWO PEOPLE ARE DIONG CATHOLIC SEX THEN SIMULTANIOUS ORGASM IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO WHEN I'M WITH A WOMAN (AS OPPOSED TO A GUY) I MAKE HER REACH ORGASM BEFORE I EVEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF MY PANTS (OR SKIRT)

 

[fading]

SO WHEN I'M WITH A WOMAN (AS OPPOSED TO A GUY) I MAKE HER REACH ORGASM BEFORE I EVEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF MY PANTS (OR SKIRT)

Holy shit thats funny

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Holy shit thats funny

 

[neal]

and maybe neal. we've drifted so far apart recently.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

YEAH I THOUGHT THAT PIC WAS REALLY FUNNY TO

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Karmic > that guy.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

LMAO





ya know what would be even more amazing than those raping/pillaging vikings waiting for King Nevertard?


raping/pillaging/cannibalistic vikings!

 

[neal]

bow to the superiority of the scandinavian wang!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

bow to the superiority of the scandinavian wang!

 

[NepentheBR]

THE PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE ARE PEOPLE THAT I CARE ABOUT SO MUCH MORE SO THAN THE PEOPLE THAT I ACTUALLY SEE FACE-2-FACE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY

ohh how cute

 

[NepentheBR]

I READ ALOT OF BOOKS ABOUT FEMALE ORGASM AND I LEARNED A LOT
1 85% OF FEMALES CAN'T REACH ORGASM WITHOUT DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION
2 VAGINA'S ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES EACH ONE IS UNIQUELY SHAPPED AND THAT FOR MANY WOMEN DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE DURRING CATHOLIC SEX
3 EVERY WOMAN HAS A G-SPOT BECAUSE ITS ANALOGOUS TO A MALE'S PROSTATE AND THAT THE REASON THAT MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A G-SPOT IS BECAUSE MOST PENISES ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPPABLE OF REACHING THE G-SPOT
4 IF TWO PEOPLE ARE DIONG CATHOLIC SEX THEN SIMULTANIOUS ORGASM IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO WHEN I'M WITH A WOMAN (AS OPPOSED TO A GUY) I MAKE HER REACH ORGASM BEFORE I EVEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF MY PANTS (OR SKIRT)

:hotjump:

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

ohh how cute

THANX

 

[NepentheBR]

THANX

^^

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

WHAT R U DOING RIGHT NOW???

 

[Nitronium Blood]

WHAT R U DOING RIGHT NOW???

AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FILTHY WHORE.

 

[NepentheBR]

AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FILTHY WHORE.

r u talking with LRD?

 

[Nitronium Blood]

r u talking with LRD?

We are both good room mates. But not gay. We swear.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FILTHY WHORE.

I'M WEARING HIGH-HEELED GLOSSY-BLACK SPAGETTI-STRAPS BLOOD-RED TOE-NAIL POLISH GLOSSY-BLACK MICRO-MINI-SKIRT BLACK CORSET W/WHITE LACES BLACK BRA STUFFED WITH MENSTRAL-BLOOD-STAINED PANTIES SLEVE-LESS HOT-PINK SHIRT BLACK LIP-STICK BLACK MAKE-UP LIGHTNING-BOLTS GOING THROUGH MY EYES