How to post off 5 people that spend thier lives on a message board

Final_Product said:
you crazy man.
I READ ALOT OF BOOKS ABOUT FEMALE ORGASM AND I LEARNED A LOT
1 85% OF FEMALES CAN'T REACH ORGASM WITHOUT DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION
2 VAGINA'S ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES EACH ONE IS UNIQUELY SHAPPED AND THAT FOR MANY WOMEN DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE DURRING CATHOLIC SEX
3 EVERY WOMAN HAS A G-SPOT BECAUSE ITS ANALOGOUS TO A MALE'S PROSTATE AND THAT THE REASON THAT MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A G-SPOT IS BECAUSE MOST PENISES ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPPABLE OF REACHING THE G-SPOT
4 IF TWO PEOPLE ARE DIONG CATHOLIC SEX THEN SIMULTANIOUS ORGASM IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO WHEN I'M WITH A WOMAN (AS OPPOSED TO A GUY) I MAKE HER REACH ORGASM BEFORE I EVEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF MY PANTS (OR SKIRT)
 
Karmic said:
and maybe neal. we've drifted so far apart recently. :erk:
:cry:
Karmic said:
kvikings4.jpg
:tickled:
 
LMAO





ya know what would be even more amazing than those raping/pillaging vikings waiting for King Nevertard?


raping/pillaging/cannibalistic vikings!
 
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
THE PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE ARE PEOPLE THAT I CARE ABOUT SO MUCH MORE SO THAN THE PEOPLE THAT I ACTUALLY SEE FACE-2-FACE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
ohh :cry: how cute
 
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
I READ ALOT OF BOOKS ABOUT FEMALE ORGASM AND I LEARNED A LOT
1 85% OF FEMALES CAN'T REACH ORGASM WITHOUT DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION
2 VAGINA'S ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES EACH ONE IS UNIQUELY SHAPPED AND THAT FOR MANY WOMEN DIRECT CLITORAL STIMULATION IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE DURRING CATHOLIC SEX
3 EVERY WOMAN HAS A G-SPOT BECAUSE ITS ANALOGOUS TO A MALE'S PROSTATE AND THAT THE REASON THAT MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A G-SPOT IS BECAUSE MOST PENISES ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPPABLE OF REACHING THE G-SPOT
4 IF TWO PEOPLE ARE DIONG CATHOLIC SEX THEN SIMULTANIOUS ORGASM IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO WHEN I'M WITH A WOMAN (AS OPPOSED TO A GUY) I MAKE HER REACH ORGASM BEFORE I EVEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF MY PANTS (OR SKIRT)

:hotjump:
 
Nitronium Blood said:
AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FILTHY WHORE.
I'M WEARING HIGH-HEELED GLOSSY-BLACK SPAGETTI-STRAPS BLOOD-RED TOE-NAIL POLISH GLOSSY-BLACK MICRO-MINI-SKIRT BLACK CORSET W/WHITE LACES BLACK BRA STUFFED WITH MENSTRAL-BLOOD-STAINED PANTIES SLEVE-LESS HOT-PINK SHIRT BLACK LIP-STICK BLACK MAKE-UP LIGHTNING-BOLTS GOING THROUGH MY EYES