"Hello, I'm new" - Introduce yourself

[The Emptier]

jk dude

 

[Works0fheart]

<3

 

[xanina]

Welcome Tim. Beware, the boys bite around here. So do some of the girls when its that time of the month

 

[Ensi]

^dis true

Welcome all newcomers!

Herro, I am Ensi

 

[Mr. Honest]

Welcome Tim. Beware, the boys bite around here. So do some of the girls when its that time of the month

They can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care.

 

[The Butt]

Ahoy bahd

They can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care.

Tourrettes guy

 

[Nikki]

Oh no...not the tourrettes guy!

 

[The Butt]

THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSE

THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT

 

[Mr. Honest]

YOU CHANGE YOUR DAMN GLASSES MORE THAN YOU CHANGE YOUR DAMN SHIRT. WHY DON'T YOU TRY WEARING A DIFFERENT SHIRT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF!

 

[The Butt]

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS

"COMBS"

 

[Mr. Honest]

THE HELL WAS THAT? Your son just fell down the stairs. WELL QUIT IT!

 

[Works0fheart]

YOU'RE GROUNDED!!

why?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!!!

 

[The Butt]

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS

THROW EM OVER HERE

OUCH!!! MOTHER FUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!!

 

[Nikki]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIRD?!

 

[The Butt]

THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT

I GOT FUCKED

*spills beer* --OH SHIIIIT!!!

 

[Mr. Honest]

Let me tell you about a porcupines balls. They're small and they don't GIVE A SHIT!

 

[The Butt]

I'm gonna take a piss

And when I come back

I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies

 

[Mr. Honest]

It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture up his ass during an earthquake.

 

[EddyRX10]

Who's the faggot with the Tuba?

 

[vitorias123]

Hey. My name is Tim AKA Mr. Honest. I like to believe I have some pretty decent knowledge when it comes to metal. My favorite band is Trivium. I get a lot of shit for it, but I make up for it by listening to many other amazing bands. .

Sorry,couldnt resist

Anyway,welcome to the board