hey so is evolution like abortion or what?

Quote of the day, and afurther up yours to the creationists:

"American children are consistently falling behind those of other nations in their knowledge and understanding of science," argued Francisco Ayala, a biology professor and a key campaign coordinator.

"We will not be able to close this gap if we substitute ideology for fact in our science classrooms," he added.
 
General Zod said:
They better not laugh too loudly, especially if they have oil.

Zod

personally, I can't wait for the oil supply to run out, just to see the look on the face of the western world when they go "oh shit, maybe we should have used this resource a little more responsibly than to power our shitty little SUVs to drive down to the corner store a 5 minute walk away." And then the WTFs yet to come when we can't remember what we did before the industrial revolution. Man, the future is gonna be sweet.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
personally, I can't wait for the oil supply to run out, just to see the look on the face of the western world when they go "oh shit, maybe we should have used this resource a little more responsibly than to power our shitty little SUVs to drive down to the corner store a 5 minute walk away."
I hate to point out th obvious, but when the west runs out of oil, so will the rest of the world. And if as a global community, we're not prepared, it will be bad for everyone, not just the west.

Zod
 
Your point is but a mere technicality. I mean it more in the sense of SUV driving soccer-moms going "oh shucks (because soccer moms are good christians and won't say "shit"), I whatever will I do now?"

I'm sure that people in Africa, and parts of Asia will be impacted a whole lot less by a global oil shortage than the average North American. Even at that point they'll be ahead of the game because their agriculture won't be 100% industrialized.
 
why can't you people understand that running out of oil is a GOOD thing. this means no more fighting over a resource, the middle east will go bankrupt, as well as oil companies, etc. we will have to use that wheat concoction Nate was talking about or solar power, or simple electricity.

instead of complaining about the soccer moms and their SUVs, you should be thanking them.

so short sighted you all are
 
MajestikMøøse said:
the look on the face of the western world
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one of my favorite internet pics ever. i mean it's equally funny as it is ridiculously sad. it's like retard porno but without the guilt.
 
GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE* ARE STUPID

*americans

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

i shouldn't have to think this way! america should rule! it has all the tools to do so! but it doesn't! wtf!

ah fuckit, i'm over it. whee!!!
 
Move to Canada, you can live in my basement and read dissident literature while we plot revolution. After that revolution we can then declare ourselves benevolent dictators.
 
i wanna go to mt. splashmore
take me take me take me take me now
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

edit: dude, awesome plan. i'll bring the Chee-Tos!