I am going to blow up every fucking bank in North America.

[Reign in Acai]

I just came down from a palpitating rage over a $15 late fee accrued on a statement where the due was no larger than the late fee itself. Flaming fucking Jews baseball teaming a minora until their assholes turn green. This card was the oldest line of credit on my record, but I was more than willing to tell Chase to fuck off back to Ishtar, and close the account on principle. What set me off was the fact that I submitted my payment by the due (today), but was tardy two hours beyond the 5pm PST dead. Really kikes, really? Nevertheless, I spoke to a wondrous lass who had some wits and compassion about her, and who was able to do what the first douche rep couldn't. I'm now $15 richer and may now afford to go buy a twelve pack of Coastal Fog once my apoplexy subsides.

 

[NAD]

My bank got taken over by the Fuzz just a few weeks ago. haha, I'll bet when Agent Smith came in to shut that shit down they were all like "lolwut?"

 

[Reign in Acai]

$2.99 accrued in interest last month off a decent savings. I may as well just shove wads of cash under my mattress.

 

[Krilons Resa]

$2.99?! You must have like 60g's.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Not that much, but enough where I should be accruing more than the cost of a McDonald's 20 piece.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Ugh, I really need to keep my cc's in check. Just dropped 2k to pay them off. Gah, ahhhh Gah!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I dont even have 2k

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bet you have 2k of da fine liquor lining your cabinets?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol, not even close
1 bottle Laphriaog 10
the Balvanie DW
Ardbeg 10
Makers x2 both almost empty
Stoli (old as butt)

I'd love to go buy more scotch and whiskey, but I feel guilty as shit when I do

 

[MFJ]

I dont even have 2k

^ this.

also just had to pay $600 for oil... son of a bitch.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I want to treat myself to some of that Lagvulin 16 you lads are always bragging about. I figure a shot or two before bed would really take the edge off.

 

[Krilons Resa]

1) You don't shoot Lagavulin.

2) Don't you fucking dare get me started on oil heating prices.

 

[Reign in Acai]

@ 1) erm...sip ahem

 

[lurch70]

how long does 600 bucks of oil last you typically?

home ownership ... uff

 

[Tranquillian]

I'd wager most people in Sweden stopped heating with oil because it just got too fucking expensive.

 

[Krilons Resa]

how long does 600 bucks of oil last you typically?

home ownership ... uff

depends on the house and what you like your temp at, and a plethora of other factors.

I'd wager most people in Sweden stopped heating with oil because it just got too fucking expensive.

Yep. It's so expensive nowadays. It was cheaper up until about 7 years ago when crude oil prices started doing stupid shit. (GWB!) Just like we aren't enjoying .80/gallon gas any longer. The biggest thing that sucks is that we live on a small dead end street that has 8 houses on it and no gas line running to it. So yeah, we're fucked.

 

[Tranquillian]

We pay 8$ a gallon here. Sup?

 

[lurch70]

depends on the house and what you like your temp at, and a plethora of other factors.

what part of "you" didn't you understand?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Last month it was approx $400.* And it hasn't even been cold! Still trying to tweak things. I have a nightly battle with Mrs. Resa about putting on a damn sweater if she's cold rather than turning up the heat.


*The in-laws used to pay around $700 dollars (!!!) a month on average due to keeping the basement heated (I dont), having the house always at 72 degrees (!!!) for the grandfather, and having that shit on 24/7 because they're retired.

 

[lurch70]

hahah ... she probably says for you to get an extra job to pay for it.

not for nothing ... and I don't pay for heat ... but we actually shut off the heat in the bedroom at night it gets that hot.
I think Auschwitz was modeled after our buildings pre-war heating system.