I bought a new car (the "I wanna be like Gugs" thread)...

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I just pumped up the tires of my XC90 with a bicycle pump.


And the battery on my S70 is completely and utterly dead. The car continues to be a curse.
 
what do you need a horn for? I would think people would see you coming and get out of the way
 
went to check out the new FOrd C-Max today at a dealer ... not a bad little car. VERY airy feeling and spacious ... 47mpg city/hwy ... hybrid.

douche sales guy comes up YELLING at me ... HEY BIG GUY ... FIRST THING ... GET IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIT!

I BELIEVE I CAN ... SALESMAN WITH SALES SKILLS FROM THE 80'S
 
Gugs just bought a new Camry yesterday ... I want to scold him so bad on FB but can't bring myself to do it.
 
When I got in a wreck in the Mazdaspeed I rented a 2010 Toyota Camry.

It was the worst three days of my First World Life, no joke. Fuck that car.

Mazdaspeed has under 27k and the wife's 3 has under 10k still, gas is almost $5 a gallon.

I'm too drunk to keep up with this thread right now but I'll try later.
 
nhahaha ... the new Passat is RIDICULOUSLY roomy ... I can sit behind myself and stretch my legs out ... the backseat is like a Maybach. it would make total sense to get one for us. fuck ... leases are even at like 229/month on it.

HOWEVER ... the exterior rivals the excitement of my washing machine ... bores me to fucking tears.
 
been driving this 2012 Chevy Malibu for the last week ... pretty cool ass car, very roomy and cruises nicely. mpg is decent too ...
the only thing, the steering feel is the most disconnected I ever felt ... it's like driving an old arcade console of Pole Position ... terrible.
 
Speakinv of big ass sedans....passat and jetta leases right now for $239 and $189....with ZERO down