I bought a new car (the "I wanna be like Gugs" thread)...

I drove a MINI finally. Pretty fuckin' cool but too small for me. I'm paranoid. And I gig with 200 pounds of basshit so it really wouldn't work out. I still really like my car but I'm tired of paying for it. Would rather buy booze and fuzz pedals. Wait I do that anyhow, but then I'm broke by the end of the month. Well fuck, life is pretty slightly inconvenient at times now isn't it. Chump.
 
Car payments blow. I currently have two paid-for clunkers and looking to add to the collection.
 
Reading through the old posts here is really funny. dorian and I were discussing the merits of pulling out somewhere back yonder. CARTALK.
 
there is NO gas anywhere to be found in nyc ... i have about 2 gallons left ... and my bike.
 
speaking of drinking and driving ... while I was in Poland I was pretty shocked at the fact that as much as these fuckers drink, IF they drive they don't even take a sip of alcohol.
I mean you could be a raging boozer but if you have a car you abstain like a nun ... tremendous self control.
Mind you I saw like 2 Police cars in my travels in 10 days unlike in NYC where I used to get in my car at 3am in front of a bar with cops parked behind me.
 
Euronigz are all cautious about that shit.

Aurel I'm glad you're American in that regard.

Getting a DUI is a rite of passage here.

That being said I'm a nun myself these days.

But OH MAN some shit from years back? WHOA.
 
btw, at some point tonight or tomorrow I will probably have to wait on a 4 hour line to get gas ....