i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours straight is pretty cool

[Erik]

i see

 

[E-bortion]

it was a multi-faceted insult. i was calling you a fag and a nagger. OMG, new word!!! FAGNAGGER


*edit*

must give credit to the creator of "fartknocker" (of which fagnagger is reminiscent) if it weren't for him this beautiful word wouldnt be here today.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i was calling you a fag and a nagger. OMG, new word!!! FAGNAGGER

Hahaha Gold!
Thread now recieves 5 star vote

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i just ate a steak off a paper plate with a skewer, standing next to the grill. take that, lousy smarch weather

 

[Mormagil]

i'm not. i'm of nature's harmonic time cube; anyone claiming otherwise is a damn evil liar.

and a singularity bastard 4 CORNER DAYS ARE ABSOLUTE

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the four corners of my rod are absolute.

 

[lurch70]

went to a czech bday p[arty tonight ... tons of hot chicks ...

fuck ... this small chubby one offers me a BJ for a ride home ... like would not get off of me ... "i give you the best BJ for a ride home ... see I am perfect hegith ... simulates BJ . ... you can rest the beer glass on my head even .... BJ for a ride"

nevr happens with hot chicks.

fuck i am wasetedddd

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

thumbs up to the speedo-lord

 

[Thanatopsis123]

He forgot to tell us if he actually got the bj from this troll thing, however.

 

[lurch70]

hahhahaha

i pat her on head and sed hre packing ...

 

[lurch70]

nad ... you will scroeeeee with this chick ... rock on brotha!!!!

 

[NAD]

i'm fuckin go so dg o damn drunk tonight wtf.

even smoked 23 smokes. no, just 3 smokes. first was good. second was okay. third SUCKED and a reminder of why dinot ' smoke anymore.

weither way HEMMEMRAED.

 

[NAD]

i need to start a black metal project called HEMMEMRAED. we come from Kerblakistan and eat only grapefruit.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

cause its so sour it makes your face perpetually grim?

 

[NAD]

now you're on the trolley.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I want ot start a band called the Produce Brigade of Pain.

 

[dorian gray]

Kerblakistan

 

[snow2fall]

I'm a jabbering fool when I talk to women I have an sort of romantic/lustful interest in.

Most guys are. That's what makes them so lovable.



Must've missed this post. It deserves a reply though.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Most guys are. That's what makes them so lovable.
Must've missed this post. It deserves a reply though.

Problem is, i feel like such a dumbass I try to avoid the embarassment. Hence I need beer to even talk to a woman I like

 

[snow2fall]

Hence I need beer to even talk to a woman I like

Okay as long as you don't need to be drunk.