The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Can't find a better thread for it: picked my mom up from the airport, and the first thing she told me is that her brother had genetic testing done and confirmed he was actually approximately 1/16th Jewish, which means I'm 1/32nd Jewish, and far more Jewish than Elizabeth Warren is Native American. So fucking happy right now that I can re-embrace the Jewish identity I had abandoned in my adolescence. Can feel my verbal IQ rising by the minute.
