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Leftists have a bizarre relationship with the state and taxes. He says "what did I do to earn this tax cut" and also says "the government gave me more money" when in reality all of his money was already his, the government doesn't have money to give and you didn't earn a tax cut, you're being allowed to keep more of the money you already earned.
 
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lmao I mean, is he really wrong?
well
there are guys that are "exclusively top" meaning a guy who sticks his dick into other men but then won't touch the other guy's dick
it get's kinda weird here
there's guys that prefer recieving blowjobs over fucking pussy and the prefer sticking their dick into someone's ass over fucking a pussy, then these men stick their dicks into other men [instead of even trying to get a female to perform a blowjob or recieve anal] but then after sticking his dick into guys he says "i'm not gay" because "i'm not touching anyone else's dick"

this is, of-course what is happening during "prison sex" but also, for the black community, this weird thing extends out into "the free world" where a guy spending a hundred bucks buying a street-corner hooker from the hooker-strip sometimes weirdly prefers the huge-boobed-trannies over the hookers that actually have vaginas but then says that he's "not gay" because he's "not touching dick"

50 cent is specifically adressing these specific guys (really common in the black ghettos) and 50 cent is saying to these "tranny chasers" that "yes you really are gay"
 
^^ Wow.

Honestly, yea I think you are gay if you are in a relationship with a tranny. Or at least significantly bi-sexual. Im not transphobic, but if I found out the "chick" id been dating was actually packing heat, id be like "lets just be friends". It is just a counterculture I am going to choose to distance myself from since I like regular orthodox relationships.

So when did the slippery slope slip from "give them rights" to "have to seriously date them"? Dating a tranny is kind of gay, no doubt. Always Sunny confirmed this.
 
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Im seriously not even going to bother to make some random chick I never met who is insecure as fuck feel more comfortable in a normal environment. Hell, I was going to open the door to her room for her as a chivalrous good guy, but then she just ran screaming, what do I do?
 
Men should probably divert their eyes so that they never make complete eye contact with women. Doing so implies that you want to do bad things to them. Press your elevator number first, get to your room, and furiously jerk it instead of rape. Everyone knows the temptation is strong, so restrain it.
 
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Male privilege, unmasked.
 
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99% of anonymous Reddit confession/stories are probably fake, but there was that report of the woman that went undercover as a man and said the same general things (mostly that you get approached 100x less often as a man than as a woman).
 
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