If you could commit one crime without fear of prosecution

[The Ozzman]

what would it be?

I would probably do some insider trading

 

[FJChaos]

jay-walking

 

[The Ozzman]

in before half the responses are 'rape'

 

[Vimana]

Rape.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

They probably will be and my response and what I was going to say anyway is I would likely kill some rapist.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

genocide

 

[Eligos]

Fill a church with tear gas.

 

[FJChaos]

Fill a church with tear gas.

 

[Vimana]

Piss on a parade from a rooftop.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Mass murder.

 

[Dak]

 

[Vimana]

Heterosexuality?

 

[youdontknowme]

serial murder

 

[Dak]

Heterosexuality?

I take it you have never seen Fight Club.

 

[Vimana]

I have, I just didn't recognize that that was from it.

 

[cookiecutter]

Assault. Kicking Sean Hannity in the nuts

 

[metal paddy]

DRY ROAST JONNY FORTUNES NUTSACK BRUV

 

[cookiecutter]

Damn, Johnny Fortunes is still giving you shit?

 

[waif]

My first thought was rape, which creeped me out.
I'd probably steal a ton of shit from Guitar Center. I mean a literal ton, as in I'd rent a uHaul. Guitars, amps, basses, bass amps, acoustics, a drum kit, a keyboard, and a fuckton of recording gear. I'd just back the truck up to the door and my friends and I would walk in and heist the shit. It'd be like a really weird bank job.

 

[Vimana]

as in I'd rent a uHaul.

Rent....? STEAL YOU PUSSY!