If you could commit one crime without fear of prosecution

Taking over my country isn't a small issue bradda.

Also, if I did it would be the beginning of a return to 'the good old days'.
 
outside of the money stuff, there wouldnt be any personal gain. especially with church attacks, genocide, murder... those things usually increase the strength of the victim group

but enough of the philosophical stuff. lets kill some mutha fuckas
~gR~
 
Rob Bill Gates of all his money, therefore giving me enough power to do everything in this thread without fear of prosecution.
 
UH NO you'd have to leave Mike and Axe, they're in Bloodbath, which kicks ass ffs.
 
Carlos Mencia is dumb and unfunny but that's about it tbh, dunno why you hate him so much.
Then again, I don't watch TV. Win for me, I guess.
 
Kidnap Miley Cyrus and then brainwash the entire population of the world so they never knew she existed. Same with the Jonas Brothers.

Wait, that's not a crime, it's a service to better the earth.
 
I would rape Miley Cyrus and force Disney to work her teenage pregnancy into the plot of the show.