If you could commit one crime without fear of prosecution

[waif]

I only get one crime. I don't want to waste that on stealing a uHaul.

 

[General Zaroff]

Murder.

 

[mutantllama]

I think we all know what crime Mort would commit..

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Loitering?

 

[The Ozzman]

Sodomy?

 

[Eligos]

Sodomy?

In public.

 

[whiskey funeral]

In the ball room at Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Eligos]

With the mascot's head piece on.

 

[arg]

lol, win

 

[whiskey funeral]

 

[mutantllama]

According to my friend, Chuck E. Cheese tried to hit on his mom.

 

[Eligos]

I wouldn't doubt it. There's a person inside that suit.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

If I could get away with anything, I'd probably run around in a mall, wearing nothing but a trench coat and flash as many people as possible.

Or massive genocide, can't decide.

 

[Belligerent]

Bomb all the ghetto high rises in Chicago.

 

[genocide roach]

Fill a church with tear gas.

fill a church with gas... and then SET IT ABLAZE!
~gR~

 

[King Richard]

Rig the lottery.

 

[CF87]

I'd kill acouple of females and cave their faces in with the blunt end of a hammer, being able to do that without sitting in jail for the rest of your life would be great.

 

[False Joe]

rob some crazyrazy rich shit, my fingers are moving nin slowe motion

 

[The Butt]

DRY ROAST JONNY FORTUNES NUTSACK BRUV

Fuckin 'ell paddy is back

 

[Cythraul]

Let's just say that if I were to commit the crime I want to commit Chris Hansen would be telling me to have a seat right over there.