ITT we post random recordings

[Erik]

because sometimes people (well me mostly) record stupid and/or unfinished stuff and want to post it to the internet and this way i won't have to start a new thread every time

this night's stupidness:

http://nw.ath.cx/~erik/jewel_tyrant.mp3

lolprovised riffs, no bass, improvised lyrics, and i had to whisper the vocals because otherwise i'd wake up the neighbours

all the ingredients of a KILLER SONG then

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've probably posted this before:

It's called "Liposuction Gone Wrong"

http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02VOO7GN2OV9K2ZQTSOSXVRU75

 

[Ellestin]

This sounds totally like latter-day Darkthrone. It's what you wanted to hear, right?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and here's another one where I cover camptown races

http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=35CYSNDFRW8L3312L28PRH4SFG

 

[Hell Mike]

ellestin think with your brain and listen with your ears

 

[Ellestin]

ellestin think with your brain and listen with your ears

I usually think with my cock when listening to pure fucking thrashingdom. So I figure it was supposed to be a Lethal worship thing? Sorry all I've heard from Lethal is this song from three days ago.

I maintain it sounds like Darkthrone all the same. Well, at least the first couple riffs

 

[Hell Mike]

CELTIC FROST YOU DUMBASS sorry for telling but my ears cry from the stupidity

 

[Ellestin]

CELTIC FROST YOU DUMBASS sorry for telling but my ears cry from the stupidity

Now you're being offensive but you lose at calling me stupid beacuse I.never.fucking.heard.one.fucking.celtic frost.album (other tha Cold Lake).

Eingebildetes Arschloch

 

[Trylakos]

www.soundclick.com/bands/rjcpenny.htm

click music off to the side, and listen to the shitty joke songs me and my real bandmates made in the past few years

and here si a thing we made like 3 years ago with a toy drums set and guitars overloading a computer mic set that was in a box
http://s52.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1FIUZN6C8CAYY1MNRS5PXMV3DG

 

[Ellestin]

(plz don't be offended but holy shit who hasn't heard celtic frost i mean seriously)

WellI sure haven't and I don't care because judging from your cover they're hardly something I absollutely fucking 100% NEED to hear to brighten up my metal background and just beaucuse you're being a bitch I'l certainly make a point NEVER to touch a Celtic Frost CD in my whole fucking existence.

Sorry I'm ligjhtly drunkk gnight

 

[MajestikMøøse]

WellI sure haven't and I don't care because judging from your cover they're hardly something I absollutely fucking 100% NEED to hear to brighten up my metal background and just beaucuse you're being a bitch I'l certainly make a point NEVER to touch a Celtic Frost CD in my whole fucking existence.

Sorry I'm ligjhtly drunkk gnight

Black Winter Day would be proud.

 

[Trylakos]

noone wants to listen to my random recordings

 

[Demilich]

hell, even I'VE heard Celtic Frost (because of Opeth... same reason as everyone else am i wrong? )

 

[Hell Mike]

You are wrong

 

[Demilich]

me?

 

[Erik]

you

probably i listened to cf more because of darkthrone than because of opeth

 

[Demilich]

only said that because someone posted an example of an Opeth board member who actually thought that CF owed their entire fanbase to a) Mikael mentioning them in interviews and shit, b) 'cause of the cover

so, i may be wrong, but at least i knew it!

 

[Ellestin]

probably i listened to cf more because of darkthrone than because of opeth

And there we go. Just sayin'.

 

[Erik]

of course.. darkthrone is 50% a celtic frost clone.. but not really :>

 

[Ellestin]

wow that was the blitzschnellest answer of all times