I've discovered something about online friends lately

[waif]

Don't worry; the law will prevail.

 

[skeptik]

Dave, do you not realize, even though it's fucking weird in the first place to wed yourself to a 16 year old to begin with, that a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL that is willing to commit herself to a lifelong relationship is probably fucked up as it is?

 

[Zephyrus]

He can't attract anyone capable of thinking for themselves.

 

[waif]

Is she actually sixteen or are we just teasing? I'm not sure anymore.

 

[Mort Divine]

She's seventeen.

 

[False Joe]

Well then the maturity is obvious.

 

[Mort Divine]

I don't know how to respond to that one.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[Cythraul]

She's seventeen.

You two will be divorced in under five years. Mark my words.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

thanks nostradamus

 

[Cythraul]

thanks nostradamus

Hey, someone needs to point out the painfully obvious to him since he seems to be oblivious to it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

If there's one thing I have learned it's that those who are in love or have some semblance of it in some way are not going to listen to reason.

 

[False Joe]

Technically it's still non-consensual love

 

[The Ozzman]

You two will be divorced in under five years. Mark my words.

He'll just get engaged to another 17 year old

 

[False Joe]

That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Fairly sure Dave stays the same age too.

 

[Mort Divine]

>_>;;

Whatever guys, I know what I'm getting myself into. I know that it is a risky situation, if not a blatantly stupid one, but, "Reason? What reason?"

 

[waif]

That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

 

[skeptik]

>_>;;

Whatever guys, I know what I'm getting myself into. I know that it is a risky situation, if not a blatantly stupid one, but, "Reason? What reason?"

I actually don't think you do.

 

[Mort Divine]

Well then big Matt please do tell little boy Davie what I am getting myself into.