I've discovered something about online friends lately

Massachusetts was once not a state.
Massachusetts was a state before Maine was. Massachusetts was fucking first wave of statehood. Then Maine was just some posers trying to combine true Massachusetts with Canadian faggotry.

As with all bands that end with "-ous" :p
Necrofuckinglicious disagrees.

my friendships online are exactly the same as my friendships irl
They don't exist?