I had a few restaurant peeves last night. I went to this gourmet pizza place and I was expecting some kick ass food, but instead I got shit and piss instead.
The waiter spilled my drink.
The pizza tasted like absolute shit.
My brother had the shits after the meal.
The waiter forgot to bring my fucking coffee.
The tables were crooked as hell.
There was no yawning so if there was rain or bird shitting, we'd be assfucked.
The music was turned up loud with non-pizza-italian music... what in the fuck do they think they are?
The food was wayy too fucking overpriced for tasting like absolute garbage.
The fizzy drinks had no straws.
They had paper menus... you'd think they'd have something better for a place that tries to look like a 5 star restaurant. >.>
There was a very poor selection.
I complain too much.
But yer, I was having a lame day anyways.