Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

dear god, pulling the getting laid card. come on, i've been a silent observer all of these years and watched so many things get fucked up because someone had to get their dick wet. seriously. sex actually ruins lives, don't worry about that shit 'till later broseph
 
Yeah you're right, please come join my Church of Holy Abstinence instead, we'll welcome you anytime and teach you how sex ruined the entire society since the first day.
 
Sex is a gateway act which leads to worse things such as: The consumption of feces, nipple-electrode experimentation, the strangulation of domesticated animals and cuddling.
 
lol, so the more a person has sex the better the chances of them turning into an animal-strangling shit monster with gator clips attached to their nipples from a car battery? ... With the occasional urge to be spooned and caressed, can't forget that lol.