LOTR trilogy vs. Star Wars trilogy

[spawn]

Its a little known fact that the Emperor was quite an environmentalist.

 

[Goreripper]

But the Stormtroopers are only clones remember, so fighting in a jungle against natives in far superior numbers, who had the help of a rebel force as well wouldnt have been easy!

Bows and arrows against the lightning. That the stormtroopers are clones is immaterial. They are still individuals, trained in combat from the moment they leave their bubbles and armed with with laser rifles and armoured vehicles fitted with mounted laser cannons. Rebels or not, the Ewoks would have been massacred. You've seen 'Tears of the Sun'. That's what happens when you fuck with the big boys. They send in air support and it's over.

 

[spawn]

But there was no air support, they were all hiding waiting for the rebels attack remember! Plus the Ewoks outnumbered the Stormtroopers, and, there werent that many Stormtroopers to begin with, next time you see it, watch how many there are, so they could have gotten their ass kicked easily

 

[Goreripper]

I don't care. I still don't buy it. Lucas had an attack of the Disneys and figured he needed to have cute furry animals in there, then make them all-conduering heroes.

 

[spawn]

Actually it was supposed to be the homeworld of the Wookies, but they couldnt make enough suits, nor find enough people to fill them, so they had to come up with something cheaper and easier to make

I dont know why everyone hates them, I like the Ewoks, when that one got shot and his friend shakes him to wake him up and he doesnt wake up, thats the saddest scene in cinema history

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hang on, what about the Die Hard trilogy? Absolutely awesome first film (probably the best action film that Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman ever made together), pretty damn good second film, and a much-better-than-the-second-one-but-not-as-good-as-the-first-one third one.

Yeah Die Hard is a good trilogy. I didn't get into the 2nd one much though, the 3rd was a good film though (although started to stray in the 2nd half at times but still a great film)... but the original is a classic, awesome action movie!

You know whats better than them though? Beverly Hills Cop trilogy haha. 2nd best trilogy ever after Back To The Future haha. The original Beverly Hills Cop is in my top 10 films ever probably lol.

 

[Spiff]

No way. Beverly Hills Cop 3 is one of the worst films I've ever seen. The original is a masterpiece though.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Yeah Die Hard is a good trilogy. I didn't get into the 2nd one much though, the 3rd was a good film though (although started to stray in the 2nd half at times but still a great film)... but the original is a classic, awesome action movie!

I still think the best scene in the movie (Die Hard 3) is where McClain realises they've all been played for suckers.

McClain: "There was no bomb was there?"
Gruber: "Of course not... I'm a soldier, not a monster"

Oh and Spawn, that scene with the dead Ewok scarred me as a kid

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Yeah the dead Ewok was sad.

 

[Spiff]

Every time an Ewok dies, an angel gets its wings.

 

[KoichCPA]

I see endor like vietnam.

The ewoks were the vietcong, and they hauled arse in the jungle.

 

[spawn]

I actually have to agree with Koichi on that one, home ground advantage meant the downfall of the Empire.

 

[KoichCPA]

The parrallels are amazing

ewoks are small- so are the vietnamese
ewoks had tunnels and shit, so did the viet cong
ewoks are communists- so are the vietcong
ewoks lived in a jungle- so did the vietcong
ewoks were guerilla fighters- so were the vietcong
ewoks were poorly equipped- so were the viet cong
ewoks are cute and fluffy- so are the vietnamese

 

[spawn]

I wont stand here while you call the Ewoks commies, OUTSIDE, NOW!

 

[KoichCPA]

Ewoks are clearly communists.

 

[spawn]

Out. Side.

 

[KoichCPA]

Do you even know where that is?

 

[spawn]

Dont change the subject you commie sympathiser, Ewoks dont tolerate your kind and would bash you with rocks then EAT you at a great feast in honour of C3pO

 

[KoichCPA]

Ewoks are commies, admit it.

 

[spawn]

Your subversion tactics wont work on me.