Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

There is a difference between a fine ass and one that will leave your thighs bruised after her riding you.

i don't mean morbidly obese women, and buns-of-steel will bruise pretty bad if she's slamming against you too hard

i still think Amber Priddy and Natalie Addams are sexy

my perfect woman would be Capri Anderson's face, Amber Priddy's body, and Natalie Addams' clothes/hair

i still stand by this^^^ post
use google-image-search if you don't know what these women look like

 

[Draehl]

As fucking shallow as it sounds I'm getting pretty bummed with attempting to meet someone. I'll have an awesome amount in common with her and I try to think "looks aren't everything, see them for their personality" but I just can't do it. And they aren't unattractive by even modern society's often tough standards. I'm a very particular SOB and am constantly critical of everything I encounter. You can afford to be that way in some areas of your life- buying a new car, make sure everything meets your standards, cross things off your list, but you can be that way with people. I wish I could be like most of society and be either lacking of standards or at least mentally capable of settling for less. It would make life in general a hell of a lot easier.

 

[Matt]

Soo after cheating on me, the ex wants to get back with together.

Sad thing is that honestly, I want that too. But I just don't think the trust will ever be there again.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Well I'm all single and it's pretty shitty but I'm going back to hell soon so whatever. I'm really not looking forward to it. English women are annoying. I made love to the hottest girl I've ever done so with though. I'm pretty much proud of myself. She was a sweety.

 

[The Emptier]

kewl napkin

 

[Zephyrus]

She is nice. Cheers!

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yep

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'll be masturbating to that, thanks.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

wow, bangin'

when are you leaving Prague?

 

[damnromulans]

As fucking shallow as it sounds I'm getting pretty bummed with attempting to meet someone. I'll have an awesome amount in common with her and I try to think "looks aren't everything, see them for their personality" but I just can't do it. And they aren't unattractive by even modern society's often tough standards. I'm a very particular SOB and am constantly critical of everything I encounter. You can afford to be that way in some areas of your life- buying a new car, make sure everything meets your standards, cross things off your list, but you can be that way with people. I wish I could be like most of society and be either lacking of standards or at least mentally capable of settling for less. It would make life in general a hell of a lot easier.

Have fun dying alone, it's an uphill battle to find a woman that looks exactly the way you want who also has every personality trait you want who is (A) single and (B) interested in you. Your best bet is to go overseas and use your American citizenship to woo green card hunters.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever

 

[Ov Wulf]

Krig, you need to try online dating. Like an actual legit site. I was in the same spot you were in mentally a few years ago and I met some pretty interesting and attractive women on OKC and a few other sites. I thought it was pretty pathetic at first, but it really worked well for me. Anyways, just a thought.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it

 

[SentinelSlain]

Krig I met that chick online.

 

[Ov Wulf]

I cant bring myself to do that stuff. I feel like such a loser doing it

Have fun being alone for the rest of your life then. I bet not feeling like a loser right now is going to be totally worth it.

 

[Srontgorrth]

And move out of Springfield too. Knock out two problems (band and girl) with one stone.

 

[Zephyrus]

I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever

From what I've observed you put a huge investment into improving yourself, getting into shape and pursuing some very healthy and creative hobbies. You should have no problem taking that next step and putting yourself out there. Make a return on that investment.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah man. You still have the self esteem of a fat dude. What's that about?

Small town living can = upsettingly terrible dating options. Online dating is totally fine/mainstream these days, too. Most people I know - attractive people who are interesting and not insane - have used it!

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've stopped caring about finding a chick.
I figure it will never happen, so why fret about it. Whatever

Krig you could actually get with a nice girl though. I'm a train wreck of a guy and I've managed it a good few times now.

 

[Dak]

Krig you could actually get with a nice girl though. I'm a train wreck of a guy and I've managed it a good few times now.

Really think about that statement.