Males and Females

[arg]

thick yet toned with curve definition. i can accept that. id absolutely let her sit on my face

 

[Onder]

thick yet toned with curve definition. i can accept that. id absolutely let her sit on my face

Would you lick her butthole if JAGE fucked it vigorously beforehand?

 

[arg]

well yes but he'd have to eat his own splooge and clean it out first. then id call my buddy Tyrone and tie SS up and force him to watch an asian and a black man double team a white woman as he weeps silently

 

[Onder]

Oh lord. It's just not the white man's world anymore I guess.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Driving home after getting laid is a great feeling

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Driving home after getting laid is a great feeling

Thank you. Just, thank you. I needed to see this.

 

[CiG]

That whole youtube channel is pure gold.

 

[The Ozzman]

80 posts moved to Mort's very own thread. Keep that shit out of here.

 

[CiG]

The original video I posted was about males and females.

 

[The Ozzman]

The original video I posted was about males and females.

Yet it spawned the entire conversation, so it got moved. Feel free to repost it.

 

[CiG]

Meh. Too much effort, haha.

 

[arg]

I'd rather stay on this page to look at dat ass

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You ever develop platonic crushes on the same sex? Like, you really wanna hang out with them because you have all this shit in common, and you're pretty sure they feel the same, but neither of you make enough effort to really forge a substantial friendship because you're both so busy and antisocial?

I have such a crush. We've dated three of the same dudes and have the same interests, same personality, etc. Used to hang out more back in the day. Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack. Maybe when her kids aren't so young and needy.

 

[The Ozzman]

Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack and then make out and film it for all of you

Fixed that for you...?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol. Fag.

 

[Omni]

Platonic same-sex crushes are for cowards who are scared to be gay. I don't waste time on such things.

 

[CiG]

*Bisexual.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Oh it's not gay at all, and I'm openly into women. She's just a cool ass bitch and I don't have any women in my inner circle since the good ones died.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't want to bang any of my dude friends. My female friends now, that's a different story. I wouldn't because I'm a fucking stupid nice guy but I cannot say I don't want to.

 

[unknown]

Oh it's not gay at all, and I'm openly into women.

Not that there's anything wrong with that