Males and Females

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I get along better with women typically but i doubt i'd ever be able to be in a relationship with one. There can't be two crazy motherfuckers in a relationship.
 
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You ever develop platonic crushes on the same sex? Like, you really wanna hang out with them because you have all this shit in common, and you're pretty sure they feel the same, but neither of you make enough effort to really forge a substantial friendship because you're both so busy and antisocial?

I have such a crush. We've dated three of the same dudes and have the same interests, same personality, etc. Used to hang out more back in the day. Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack. Maybe when her kids aren't so young and needy.

I remember one time after a chemistry class, the air conditioning was broken which caused a huge pressure differential, so that it was really tough to open the doors to outside and would cause a lot of wooshing air. There was this really cute muscly dude in my class who was wearing a kind of vest, and class ended I was exiting behind him. He opened the door and his vest flew right off and at my feet, so when I picked it up and handed it to him and he had this slightly awkward smile/suppressed laugh on his face, and thanked me. My heart immediately started beating and even though I didn't particularly want to have sex with him or vice versa so it was definitely 100% platonic and not the slightest bit homosexual, it definitely caused me to think about him for the rest of the day and have happy wistful thoughts that didn't go away until the semester ended and I never saw him again.
 
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Yes Cassette has it right. I have the stamina of a horse in bed, but recently I've noticed I'm losing my mojo sometimes when we switch positions during sex, or if I edge a climax and then let it go. I think a cock ring could be the answer. I'm just terrified my dick is gonna fall off after a few years. I've also read some horror stories of dudes not being able to take off cock rings if they are metal and ending up in the emergency room with a blue cock needing bolt cutters :/
 
Right, I wouldn't mess with the metal ones. They also got ones with little vibrators on the top which seem fun. Since they aren't that expensive I suppose I'll be the guinea pig. I'll do it for science!
 
I have one and used it one time, and it was interesting. I've found that unless sex is planned out it's hard to find the time to put it on. I don't have bloodflow or erection issues so it was more of an interest thing for me.
 
Right, I wouldn't mess with the metal ones. They also got ones with little vibrators on the top which seem fun. Since they aren't that expensive I suppose I'll be the guinea pig. I'll do it for science!

I have one with a vibrator nubbin. The missus loves it, but sometimes the vibrations are too much and end up desensitizing me a bit