Males and Females

[The Butt]

Or an ass that you can do lines of blow off of. That's always fun.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus when did I even say that?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Relationship’s probably not gonna work out (little/no surprise to those who read my other posts). She’s upset that I haven’t given indications of falling in love with her yet, and that we don’t seem to have certain values in common.

Personally I’d be willing to overlook that kind of stuff for now (we’ve only been together four months ffs), but between the recent drama and her general mental instability I’m pretty unenthusiastic about her at the moment.

 

[CiG]

Women seem to often reach a level of affection themselves and then demand that the man instantly meets her there with his own affections. Sorry to hear it's going bad though, you seemed really excited last time about working through the issues.

 

[Dak]

we don’t seem to have certain values in common.

Guys will often let this slide for dick related reasons, but it's pretty much a certain relationship killer unless you guys share poly aspirations.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

The older I get the more surprised and amazed I am with people who get into new relationships. Really, even new friendships seem super hard to maintain. Kudos. That shit takes some guts. Not about to show a new person how shitty I can really be.

maybe it’s relationships in the city. They aren’t deep at all, so people superficially know others to be a certain way. Anyways, not exactly sure what I’m saying. Just that I think it’s rather ballsy to show new people how dynamic you truly are. I feel that it’s harder to “deal” with truly dynamic people when you’re older. Personally, I find these types fascinating and interesting, but I suppose I can see the other side too

 

[Master_Yoda77]

There's so many people living in the city that I can't imagine tying myself down to one chick even though I know I'd probably prefer it. I'm living the sleaze life right now and trying to make up for lost time of being an uptight cunt.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's so hard to find a dirty dick sucker without any consequences. The older I get I can't deal with the crazies but the "basic bitches" are just so fucking boring

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'd be so bad at single life. I can't even fathom the headaches of verification of feelings and coming on too strong or too light and not knowing what kind of person they are, my god. I always wonder if new people singles meet are thievey or super shady in some way. Like you have someone spend the night and you don't know where they live or their real name and both them and your TV are fucking gone next day.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i'm the opposite, i always trust people unless they're outwardly shady because yolo etc. i'd rather have my TV stolen than spend my life being paranoid. plus i think distrust is a self-fulfilling prophecy sometimes; some people respond to being trusted by becoming more trustworthy, and vice-versa. especially in relationships.

 

[CiG]

I like this dichotomy forming, how about be somewhere in the middle you fuggin' weirdos?

 

[rusty water]

Ive stolen a few TV`s off my one night stands but other than that they haven't brought me any satisfaction. Theres only one thing to keep in your thoughts about Women, and that is that no two are the same.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You gotta beat them to the punch and steal their TV's first. You can safely assume they were gonna do it, even if different people have different styles of flat screens.

See, single life is complicated.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ive stolen a few TV`s off my one night stands

Miscreant.

 

[tagradh]

Just saw this on the New Scientist site.

What the fuck kinda definition of 'vigorous' are they using here?

 

[Dak]

Vigorous sex less METs than vacuuming or walking? lol.

 

[The Butt]

I shouldve stole my exes TV when she booted me out. She kept my mattress and air conditioner so I shouldve loaded up her TV.

 

[Onder]

We don't have a TV.

 

[Satanstoenail]

If only I’d known single life was all about tv theft sooner. Might not have spent so much time in stupid relationships.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I like this dichotomy forming, how about be somewhere in the middle you fuggin' weirdos?

it's just a natural inclination. i'd rather not get murdered in my sleep but beyond that i don't give much of a shit, i'd rather give someone a chance if there's attraction there. i'm very adaptable so i can afford to be risky i guess, it's not the end of the world if things go wrong (unless i'm murdered in my sleep, that is).