Metal 2016

[infrablack]

The new Flots slays.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Dark Funeral's new album is fucking way better than I expected wow.

 

[Krow]

The new Flots slays.

This is getting extremely high ratings everywhere.

 

[infrablack]

This is getting extremely high ratings everywhere.

Mine would be a 9/10 at least.

 

[Krow]

I just wonder why it costs $20.

Seems super expensive for a new release. I've not paid that much for rare OOP albums...

 

[CiG]

I heard some songs from it, nothing special. Terrible as fuck drum sound to boot.

 

[infrablack]

I just wonder why it costs $20.

Seems super expensive for a new release. I've not paid that much for rare OOP albums...

I paid about $15 over here in Germany.

 

[infrablack]

I heard some songs from it, nothing special. Terrible as fuck drum sound to boot.

The drums sound strange indeed, though the drummer is a beast.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

Snare is fine the bass drums are just fucking awful.

 

[ChristianETD]

This is our new single "Optimist" from our upcoming full length album, entitled "Rebirth". We hope you love it.

 

[infrablack]

Snare is fine the bass drums are just fucking awful.

Don't like even the snare sound and the toms are sounding ridiculous - listen to "Life Is A Mess".

 

[CiG]

You'll be a Muslim in that case, because your compass for goodness when it comes to Darkthrone is more retarded than Venezuela's government.

 

[CiG]

Everybody with awesome taste in metal disagrees with your retarded views, this is one of the few times I will side with some kind of popular opinion.

Also, I still challenge you to produce a retro metal band that sounds anything like Darkthrone.

 

[CiG]

Oh woah this song is so derivative and retro and trendy!

 

[CiG]

Striker and Bullet are specifically playing heavy metal kinds of music, how are they even comparable to a band like Darkthrone who are mixing ALL 80's metal into a sound?

This is my biggest issue with your opinion on this, nothing you say makes any sense at all. You just have this weird bug up your old ass about Darkthrone yet you can't manage to spew out anything that justifies it in any rational way. Calling Darkthrone a band on the retro trend wagon is factually moronic, because they don't have any similarities with any of the bands that are actually on that wagon, they mix ALL 80's styles of metal and some punk in with their black metal rooted sound.

It's actually quite original, even though it's obviously not trying to do anything new.

Also, it's hilarious that your old dumb plastic keyboard-black metal loving ass talks about ripping bands off, right after you praise totally unoriginal throwback bands like Bullet and Striker.

You're a joke, a bad one.

 

[Baroque]

they still blow minced syphilitic goat dick through a colostomy bag.

you're the bastard love child of Stevie Wonder after being pepper sprayed and Mr. Magoo with terminal glaucoma and a missing frontal lobe.

Nothing to add to this but I enjoy the way H.P. describes things in an original way.

 

[CiG]

Fuck Off And Die comes quite naturally from The Cult Is Alive actually, in my opinion. So again, more drivel.

Speaking of conspiracy theories is HP actually suggesting that Fenriz hid his intentions to take his band in a much more 80's direction? This is beyond retarded now.

 

[CiG]

This is all opinion based.

Also, how do you know that? You don't think Fuck Off And Die flows from The Cult Is Alive?

 

[CiG]

It started before that album with tracks like this.



How is it retro metal though? You haven't actually explained shit. There are plenty of metal bands that play narrow-minded, stuck-in-the-80's metal like Deathhammer, Old or Omega, yet it's only Darkthrone that is given this special status of derivative retro metal.

 

[CiG]

Love this fucking song especially!



NOTHING TO PROVE. I dedicate this song to your old plastic metal loving ass.