Ormir
Senior Member
Heh, I almost got into a fist-fight with their asshole dwarf drummer (who also drummed in Sinergy at the time), after I spilled beer on him. After shouting at me and we pushed each other, his friends restrained him.
Metal bands that create insane-like laughter.
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Onde Erik
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Originally posted by Thanatos
no, I got the lyrics of that song for a friend...no really
:Smug: sure
@FV: are those lyrics even real?
(on the subject, let me quote one of rahvin's best jokes on the tr00 metal theme. we were once listening to manowar, and at a point we had an outburst of laughter upon "i will fight for all that is real". rahve said: "like what, a table?" and mimicked a mighty dwarven warrior fighting to defend a table)
h (i hang around big stars all day)
(on the subject, let me quote one of rahvin's best jokes on the tr00 metal theme. we were once listening to manowar, and at a point we had an outburst of laughter upon "i will fight for all that is real". rahve said: "like what, a table?" and mimicked a mighty dwarven warrior fighting to defend a table)
h (i hang around big stars all day)
of course it's real!!!!!
actually here it is in it's full form...for you too laugh, specially when you come to think that an Italian wrote it
LORD OF THE THUNDER
Music: Luca Turilli and Alex Staropoli
Lyrics: Luca Turilli
Born in the time of darkness and evil under the sign of God
glory's my mother fire's my brother sword my holy law.
Into the land of chaos and hate there is no place for me
and for the conquest of justice and honour I will use my steel
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Rage in my heart crossing the forest riding my black horse
Across the valley along the river where the hot blood flows.
Over the lakes and over the hills I follow the call of the wind
uphold the legend and for my princess I will fight and win
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Lord of the thunder please be my guide
before and after my last ride
I'll be your soldier serving the light
riding forever alive and proud
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Lord of the thunder please be my guide
before and after my last ride
I'll be your soldier serving the light
riding forever alive and proud
fathervic (the holy war is awaiting another fiery king
)
edit: to give it shape
actually here it is in it's full form...for you too laugh, specially when you come to think that an Italian wrote it
LORD OF THE THUNDER
Music: Luca Turilli and Alex Staropoli
Lyrics: Luca Turilli
Born in the time of darkness and evil under the sign of God
glory's my mother fire's my brother sword my holy law.
Into the land of chaos and hate there is no place for me
and for the conquest of justice and honour I will use my steel
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Rage in my heart crossing the forest riding my black horse
Across the valley along the river where the hot blood flows.
Over the lakes and over the hills I follow the call of the wind
uphold the legend and for my princess I will fight and win
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Lord of the thunder please be my guide
before and after my last ride
I'll be your soldier serving the light
riding forever alive and proud
Holy flame burn again for eternity burn my heart to win. The holy war is awaiting another fiery king
Lord of the thunder please be my guide
before and after my last ride
I'll be your soldier serving the light
riding forever alive and proud
fathervic (the holy war is awaiting another fiery king
)edit: to give it shape
rahvin
keeper of the flame
it seems to imply poor lord of the thunder is only entitled to take a break during this pathetic soul's last ride. it might be useful for him, you know, for eating a quick sandwich or attempting suicide.
rahvin.
rahvin.
Tranquillian
Svartmetallist
azal
love is the answer
you guys know nothing about hilarity until you've witnessed the triumphant Lost Horizon
THE METAL SALVATION
sample lyrics
Sworn In The Metal Wind
Walking in the shadow of life's dreary side
Fallen down memory lane
Winds whip the world, just like the woes whip my mind
Where is that time when "right now" was The words
When the heart burned with will like a flare
All I now keep is just damned commonplace misery
Hey man! What is this?!
Sounds like wail of a wimp
Did you let loser side take command?!
Where's the warrior in you
And the spirit he got
You say - "lost"
No! It's somewhere inside
And you know there's a force that unites all of us
Leave the wasteland we together will!
If you´re broken, remember, you got faith within us!
Take now your next deep breath and revive
your old strength
Facing the abyss of heart's lonely grief
The bitch has polluted my soul
Rains flood the earth, just like the tears flood my eyes
Never again will my life be the same
Nothing can heal up my wounds
Guile and disgrace shall now follow me into the end
I just can not believe it
It's too weak to be true
Have you really forgotten your worth?!
Can't you see victory!?
You are now free again!
Look at me!
Yeah! I live my own life
If you once tasted treason from a female - leave that!
Every warrior has a gash on his sword
Don't forget you are metal, not some ass-kissing whore
Take some under your wings, but she must kiss the ring!
Winds of metal, make me once again
feel clear air's breath blowing in my wings!
I possess magic force
I am free in my words
Whole the world lays right below my feet
Life of duties and dogmas are just frames formed by rats
How'd I know?
Hey! I'm a guardian of truth
Now! Is really the time to wake up you old jade
Such as Phoenix spreads his firewings
I will help you remember by kicking your ass
And the will shall return
And again hearts shall burn
All the horns now will sing
Leading you back to the metal winds
THE METAL SALVATION
sample lyrics
Sworn In The Metal Wind
Walking in the shadow of life's dreary side
Fallen down memory lane
Winds whip the world, just like the woes whip my mind
Where is that time when "right now" was The words
When the heart burned with will like a flare
All I now keep is just damned commonplace misery
Hey man! What is this?!
Sounds like wail of a wimp
Did you let loser side take command?!
Where's the warrior in you
And the spirit he got
You say - "lost"
No! It's somewhere inside
And you know there's a force that unites all of us
Leave the wasteland we together will!
If you´re broken, remember, you got faith within us!
Take now your next deep breath and revive
your old strength
Facing the abyss of heart's lonely grief
The bitch has polluted my soul
Rains flood the earth, just like the tears flood my eyes
Never again will my life be the same
Nothing can heal up my wounds
Guile and disgrace shall now follow me into the end
I just can not believe it
It's too weak to be true
Have you really forgotten your worth?!
Can't you see victory!?
You are now free again!
Look at me!
Yeah! I live my own life
If you once tasted treason from a female - leave that!
Every warrior has a gash on his sword
Don't forget you are metal, not some ass-kissing whore
Take some under your wings, but she must kiss the ring!
Winds of metal, make me once again
feel clear air's breath blowing in my wings!
I possess magic force
I am free in my words
Whole the world lays right below my feet
Life of duties and dogmas are just frames formed by rats
How'd I know?
Hey! I'm a guardian of truth
Now! Is really the time to wake up you old jade
Such as Phoenix spreads his firewings
I will help you remember by kicking your ass
And the will shall return
And again hearts shall burn
All the horns now will sing
Leading you back to the metal winds
azal
love is the answer
Originally posted by RealHazard
Autumn in the air, (the) smell of Black Metal 1990-1995.
Does that make you laugh?
Six Feet Under, Messahuggah, and Arise are also bands that tear out the tears from my nose.
*SFU
-Lyrics and vocals, and musics..
*Messahuggah
-Musics, vocals
*Arise
-Musics...
And to mention:
*to/die/for
-it makes me cry
-I hate their pretty I-am-not-gay-vocalist-perätalo
what's funny is your awful spellling.
meshuggah rule the world.
yeah really heavy, incredibly complex and technical music.....really hilarious......
rahvin
keeper of the flame
@azal: these lyrics are hilarious i never suspected i could be missing some metal idiot, they have a tendency to show even in the most crowded rooms.
rahvin.
i never suspected i could be missing some metal idiot, they have a tendency to show even in the most crowded rooms. rahvin.
azal
love is the answer
Brotherelf
Nothing Left to Mutilate
Emperor! I can't believe that noise gets greats reviews, it's terrible.
-Btw, i can't beleive someone mentionsed Cannibal Corpse, they kick ass, someone has to sing about killing others & mutilation, so it might as well be them.
also i can;t believe someone mentioned GWAR, sonce that's their whole point..they're kinda a spoof & supposed to be funny, & not to be taken seriously lyricaly.
-Btw, i can't beleive someone mentionsed Cannibal Corpse, they kick ass, someone has to sing about killing others & mutilation, so it might as well be them.
also i can;t believe someone mentioned GWAR, sonce that's their whole point..they're kinda a spoof & supposed to be funny, & not to be taken seriously lyricaly.
Natural Born Chaos
lost in graveland
Natural Born Chaos
lost in graveland
Miolo
pie king
azal
love is the answer
old school carcass. "necroticism... decating the insalubrious" is something that, unfortunately, i will never forget.
h (i wish i had a bubu)
h (i wish i had a bubu)
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