MIKE PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!

Bro, I didn't want to mention anything, but I was completely sent back by this rapid weight gain. I'd estimate that she put on a good 20-25 pounds, and it all went straight to her hip and fupa area. I feel sorry for Dave. :(
 
i'll reply to this later tonight when i'm more buzzed/drunk

Well I keep drinking and I don't seem to be getting any more buzzed.

So anywho, we were all at the comedy club larfing and drinking. Earlier in the day Adam told me last time he drank and dashed and didn't pay for his drinks. Stated he was planning on doing the same.

About midway through the night, he and Yric run out of the place and disappear. When the evening is finished, the waitress comes and attempts to stick Erika but she nagged her way out of it. So the bills ended up with Carlos.

1 phone call to adam

"hey dude, they're sticking carlos with your guys' bills. get your ass in here and pay"

-"oh yeah we're outside drinking we'll be in"


5-7 minutes later...

"adam, where are you? get in here and pay"

-"oh we're talking to girls just pay for us"

IN THE COCKIEST FUCKING TONE YOU'VE EVER HEARD

so Carlos picked up one tab and I picked up the other. We both left along with our wimmenz.

although adam tell email and explain himself and apologized...

still, I think i'm done with some of these guys
 
WTF?!?! O.K I knew there had to be more to the story than what I heard.

Steve, basically told me (from what he heard from Adam or Yric), that they were bored of the comedy and decided to go to the bar to mingle with two ditzy broads. They received a call to come pay the tab, said they'll be there in a minute, and when they eventually arrived, you guys were nowhere to be found.

Apparently they drove out to Ontario, or some BFE city to meet up with these chicks later that night.

What a bunch of asses.
 
fucking bullshite, mate. one call? few minutes?

2 phone calls, upwards of 15 minutes, and the statement "just pay for us".

ya know, had they told us "hey, we're gonna go pick up on some broads, can you possibly cover us" or something to that effect. i wouldn't be pissed.

these fucking guys

i'm banning myself this year
 
Mike,

PM me your cellphone number. The tickets to Portland are going to be around $285! Plus the return flight isn't until 8pm on Monday. The one I was telling you about that leaves 1pm, has a connecting flight in Eugune & SF and won't arrive to LAX until 8pm. Plus it's more expensive.

Hence, you'll need to take Monday off as well. The return flight for Sunday is $60 more per ticket, so that's not an option mate.



Hit me up so I can purchase these fucking things. Priceline didn't take my offer, they're jews when it comes to jet fuel.
 
Well that sucks.

Well that rules.

I'll be there 8ish until my ears grow weary, I try to stick around for all bands but sometimes my aging arse bails around midnight.
 
Thanks to you and Luann for coming out, it was great to see y'all. We'll have to plan a Horror Fest one of these weekends, then I can drag y'all out into the sticks to the dirty 909. :loco:
 
Nad, word of advice (based off of watching two youtube vids), you need to tell your vocalist to turn it down a notch with the pre/post song banter. People don't want to hear the Gettysburg Address as a preamble. The music is killer though, I'll definitely make an effort to check you fine gents out next time you make it over to my backyard. <3

Your band may be my reco in the Bronx offering to Greg once we're paired up. :loco:
 
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I'm just going to use this thread as my Gig Promotion Station since yous twos are near LA.
 
:lol: Okay the next LBC show is toward the end of the year, I'll post about it from the stage that night.

Umm, actually we'll be down there on 12/21/13 but I have no further info just yet! Because I forgot.

me + promotion = nobody knows
 
Nadrick, ye missed out on one hell of a hullabaloo last Saturday. The Hills convened at my favela of dismay for a pre-partay of celtic cheese and crackers. Two hours worth of imbibing later we moseyed on over to the Vex to continue the celebration with overpriced Corona and Bud. About two hundred latin metalheads of true convictions with "old ladies" in tow banged their noggins to In Solitude dooom and Watain BM falsehoods cloaked in kriegness. Mike met a 6ft 3 goddess of the RuPaul variety whilst in line for a libation to quench his thirst. After hob knobbing perplexed for a few seconds he turn around, only to feel a calloused hand grab his bottom. Watain lit torches to keep the Gaayhl at bay, but the damage was already dealt, a behymen quivered in fright.

"Fabulous" venue, crowd, and performance all around. Haven't enjoyed an LA gig such as that since Gathering of Bestial Legions. NO HIPSTERS! (Sans one)
 
:lol: Fuckin' awesome. We made 20 new fans on Saturday at our artfest afternoon thing, hooray!
 
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Hey Mike and Jerry, because I'm so ahead of the curve I just realized I'm playing somewhat close to y'all tonight. We go on in 5 hours or so, this one is shorter notice than last time! I've always been stellar at marketing my own shit.