Why can't we *mug* (mosh)? What is wrong with you people? Don't you know you are going to be *in a big city* (at a metal concert). *Mugging* is just something that happens *in big cities*. It is how we get our *money* (enjoyment). So what if it requires us taking away *money* from other people? No body ever gets seriously hurt in *muggings*. Well, often there is one asshole who really fucks people up while *mugging* them, and preys on innocent bystanders, but I look down on him as everyone should. In fact, all true *muggers* would kick his ass for giving them a bad name. Besides, some of us need to *mug* to get out our hostilities. If we didn't *mug* we might do something worse. And what is with you assholes who get your *money* in allowed ways that don't intrude on anyone else? YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF!!! I mean, tru metal fans *mug*, it is the only way we know how to get any *money* *in a big city*, so why do you have a problem with it? I am *7'5"* (5'7") tall and *310* (130)lbs and really tough. I don't understand why it bothers any of you when I go around *mugging* people. It doesn't hurt me, and when it does, heck, I don't complain- after all, *mugging* people is a dangerous way to get *money* and I accept those dangers. In fact, I accept them for all of you.
-*creatively named* (very few actual letters of the alphabet) and well-adjusted, youthful tru metal fan-
I hope I have amused some of you who have found yourself bored in this thread, and for some reason unable to put it down. I hope I have pissed off others of you who have passionately followed this thread, and for some reason don't understand this post.