Watched Guardians of the Galaxy, found it mediocre, but watchable once.
Watched GoftG vol 2, liked it, got waifu Mantis.
I thought, hey, maybe there is something for me in Marvel movies after all:
Watched Infinity War.
Okay, this was garbage. Humanoids done with CGI and plot (or characters) are retarded.
Spoilers, although probably everyone see it already:
A. Destroy the stone on my forehead, it's a checkmate for Thanos
B. No, I love you
A. Okay, we almost got this, just 5 more seconds and we have the gauntlet. Just make sure Quill you dont punch Thanos in the face
B. I'm gonna punch Thanos in the face
A. Ok dude, Ill give you the pebble if you dont kill my friend
B. K, thanks
I mean, what the fuck. And every 5 minutes there were also retarded one liners taken right out of some girl's magazine.
And fucking rng killed my waifu, because never lucky.