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cool, gotta check out The Descent ...

saw THE INSIDE MAN ... wtf was the big deal about this flick? everyone was raving about the fantastic plot twist and ending ... freaking Woody Allen's MATCH POINT had a better twist at the ending.

Maybe I was just waiting for something to go WOAH! but it never happened. The plot twist was given away half way into the movie, clear as day ... and nothing else ever happend.

Craperoni ...
 
I'll probably go see it on Friday. There are so many damn movies out that I want to see, though. "The Descent", "Clerks II", "Lady in the Water", "The Night Listener" (or something to that effect), the list goes on. But "The Descent" is probably the one I'd like to see most. Depends on what my girlfriend wants to see, I guess.
 
AsModEe said:
gonna see Bon Cop Bad Cop this week, maybe our friends from english canada heard about it? It's completely half english, half french and I only heard good reviews until now, it's supposed to be wicked funny. At least here in Quebec it was the #1 movie of last weekend.
Man, I saw a preview for that before Clerks 2 last night and was completely WTFd out. Is that Canadian humor? (I mean, humoUr?)
 
dill_the_devil said:
Yes you do, and so does anyone else who hasn't seen it. I WILL NOT STOP RAVING ABOUT THIS MOVIE UNTIL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD RECOGNISES IT'S AWESOMENESS! :)
I HEREBY RECOGNIZE THE AWESOMENESS OF THE DESCENT. IF YOU DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE , YOU ARE GAY
not that theres anything wrong with that
 
@lurch: we saw an ad for Teh Inside Man the other night and were like, "hey didn't we see that in the theater?" long pause "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did. Like a month ago." totally forgettable.
 
Pyrus said:
Man, I saw a preview for that before Clerks 2 last night and was completely WTFd out. Is that Canadian humor? (I mean, humoUr?)
err, maybe all the French confused you? :err: It's not that hard to understand.
 
dill_the_devil said:
What? Sorry, I have no other words.

Well it hardly even felt like a horror movie to me. It had no fucking plot and begged more questions than it had answers for. Both of which would have been fine if it had been scary enough but it wasn't. I loved the idea of having a claustrophobic feeling and for me probably would have been scary enough by itself but it's like they completely abandoned any attempt that conveying that after the scene when they initially got trapped.

They revealed the creatures too fast and too fully. It quickly became a lame action flick with the blonde chick being fucking Conan (covered in blood, bashing them with large bones) and the other suddenly turning into Stalone from Cliffhanger (throwing that climbing axe into the creatures back). What was with the lame action movie-esque posing too?

It was also WAY to easy to figure out who was going to survive. As soon as they had that boat scene at the start I knew it was going to come down to the two chicks that were fucking the same dude and it would end in a confrontation between the two with the blonde winning.

Also, scenes like them getting across that long drop were just to long because they were not suspenseful as was obviously intended.
 
Anyone seen the descent yet. I recently saw it. One of the better horror movies in recent times, but this whole gore thing thats been fashionable is getting kind of old.
 
Thanatopsis123 said:
Well it hardly even felt like a horror movie to me. It had no fucking plot and begged more questions than it had answers for. Both of which would have been fine if it had been scary enough but it wasn't. I loved the idea of having a claustrophobic feeling and for me probably would have been scary enough by itself but it's like they completely abandoned any attempt that conveying that after the scene when they initially got trapped.

They revealed the creatures too fast and too fully. It quickly became a lame action flick with the blonde chick being fucking Conan (covered in blood, bashing them with large bones) and the other suddenly turning into Stalone from Cliffhanger (throwing that climbing axe into the creatures back). What was with the lame action movie-esque posing too?

It was also WAY to easy to figure out who was going to survive. As soon as they had that boat scene at the start I knew it was going to come down to the two chicks that were fucking the same dude and it would end in a confrontation between the two with the blonde winning.

Also, scenes like them getting across that long drop were just to long because they were not suspenseful as was obviously intended.

You know, I couldn't possibly disagree with you any more. What do you mean by 'it had no fucking plot'? What more could you possibly need than what was offered? The movie was claustrophobic and intense throughout - the sparse (but imaginative) use of lighting throughout the film ensured that - or do you need entire scenes with people actually pressed under rocks to convey claustrophobia?

The creatures weren't revealed at all until about halfway through the movie, would you prefer they just did a fifteen-second cameo before the end credits or something? If the women hadn't started standing up for themselves and fighting back, it would have gone against the previous character development setting them up as a group independant, capable thrill-seekers, not to mention plunged the movie into a version of the lame 'dumb screaming blondes picked off one by one until strong male lead rescues them' horror flicks that this was a deliberate reaction against.

I mean, fair enough, different opinions are a good and healthy thing, but it sounds to me like you went in expecting something like fucking Friday The 13th and got pissed off by a film that essentially combines the 'suburbanites fucked up by the wild' movies like Deliverance with the raw claustrophobia of the first Alien movie.

Whatever though - currently watching The Killer on DVD with Bey Logan's commentary - the dude is a living Asian cinema encyclopedia, and his commentaries are always enthusiastic and revealing.

Also - yep, seen Wolf Creek - very good movie, the 'head on a stick' moment is particularly memorable.
 
dill_the_devil said:
You know, I couldn't possibly disagree with you any more. What do you mean by 'it had no fucking plot'? What more could you possibly need than what was offered?

Like I said, I wouldn't have needed more had it succeeded elsewhere.

The movie was claustrophobic and intense throughout - the sparse (but imaginative) use of lighting throughout the film ensured that - or do you need entire scenes with people actually pressed under rocks to convey claustrophobia?

The lighting didn't do that for me at all. In fact, it did little more than annoy me. I constantly found myself wondering, "Okay, now which of the bitches are we seeing here? I can't tell." That seriously detracted from the movie.

The creatures weren't revealed at all until about halfway through the movie, would you prefer they just did a fifteen-second cameo before the end credits or something?

That might have been better actually.

If the women hadn't started standing up for themselves and fighting back, it would have gone against the previous character development setting them up as a group independant, capable thrill-seekers, not to mention plunged the movie into a version of the lame 'dumb screaming blondes picked off one by one until strong male lead rescues them' horror flicks that this was a deliberate reaction against.

You really didn't think it was over-the-top though? Throwing the climbing pick, the ridiculous posing, etc?

I mean, fair enough, different opinions are a good and healthy thing, but it sounds to me like you went in expecting something like fucking Friday The 13th and got pissed off by a film that essentially combines the 'suburbanites fucked up by the wild' movies like Deliverance with the raw claustrophobia of the first Alien movie.

Funny. I feel like I expected more of the latter but got more of the former. I do have to admit, however, that in the back of my mind I was hoping for more of a psychological thriller than just a monster flick.
 
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I haven't seen the Descent yet... but....

from what I'm hearing, as Marshall's followup to Dog Soldiers, it seems to be still along the lines from his style there. That was a movie filled with action and werewolves, but it really wasn't just a "monster movie," it was a movie about a group of soldiers first off, and the werewolves were just a detail (I even believe Marshall may have that said about the movie himself).

But while dog soldiers was lacking in big budget effects, and really seemed cheesy at first glance, it was something really special if you pay close attention.

Seems to be what he was going for on Descent? Not a "typical" horror film? More of a story of people having to survive in a completely twisted situation.