Movies

Rachel McAdams was so gorgeous in the Wedding Crashers. She makes my *heterosexual* libido reach levels that would make a Bonobo monkey blush.







And by Bonobo monkey, I do not mean a negar! I actually mean a Bonobo monkey!!!
 
MajestikMøøse said:
God, I just watched David Lynch's Eraserhead.

I really have no idea what the hell I just watched.
One of the greatest films in HISTORY, man.
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But yeah, don't know quite what that one is all about. :loco:

Love and Sex
Funny shit! Pretty good look at the stupidities of breaking up and shit. Plus that one bint is god damn hot.

Brick
Dig it, reminded me of that one remake of Romeo and Juliet with Gayonardo di Crapio in that it was a certain style flick in a totally different setting. Cool.

Solaris
Wow, what a boring flick, I don't even remember what it was about! O WAIT I didn't even watch it, finally returned the Netflix DVD after 6 weeks, whoops!
 
Next time you're taking a hangover dump, it'll sound like the Eraserhead baby. At least that's what happened to me a few times. Imagine that, crying while shitting!!! :erk:
 
Just saw Snakes On A Plane, Nacho Libre, Arachnophobia, and a load of silent movies:

LUMIERE: Sortie d'usine (1895), Repas de Bebe (1895), Demolition d'un Mur (1896), La Jardinier et le petit espiegle (1895), Arrivee des Congressistes a Neuville-sur-Saone (1895), Arrivee d'un train en gare a La Ciotat (1895), Partie decarte (1895), Barque sortant du port (1895), Leaving Jerusalem by railway (1896), Bataille de Boules de Neige (1896), Pompiers a Lyon (c. 1896), Niagara (1897), Spanish Bullfight (1900); MELIES: Voyage a travers l'impossible (1904). ACRES: Rough Sea at Dover (1895); R.W.PAUL: Come along Do! (1898), The Derby (1896), The Countryman and the Cinematograph (1901), A Chess Dispute (1903), Extraordinary cab Accident (1903), Buy your Own Cherries (1904), The Motorist (1906); GEORGE ALBERT SMITH: The Miller and the Sweep (1898), The Kiss in the Tunnel (1899), Let me Dream Again (1900), Grandmas Reading Glass (1900), As Seen through a Telescope (1900), Sick Kitten (1903), Mary janes Mishap (1903); SHEFFIELD PHOTO COMPANY: Daring daylight Burglary (1903), Desperate Poaching affray (1903); BAMFORTH AND CO LTD: The Kiss in the Tunnel (1899), Ladies Skirts nailed to a Fence (c. 1900), The Biter Bit (1900), Rough Sea (c. 1900); WILLIAMSONS KINEMATOGRAPH: Attack on a China Mission (1900), The Big Swallow (1901?), Stop Thief! (1901), Fire! (1900), An Interesting Story (1905).

Melies especially was very cool to watch!
 
Hey Bart, we're gonna go sneak into an R-rated movie. BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

Great movie. :)
 
V for Vendetta ... was OK ...

someone said earlier that it was better than The Matrix ... what what?
 
I think I like it better than I like the Matrix these days... but NO WAY is it better than I thought Matrix was when it came out!

I just really enjoy that kind of story and thought it was pretty well done... i've heard a lot of complaining about the symbolism being too obvious and i don't really care, it was fun!
 
I still haven't read the comic, want to do that first. Either that or did read it during the teenage years, possibly while high, and don't remember it.

The Matrix is fucking brilliant. Even the legions of idiot fans using the name NEO for their Sidekick conversations coupled with two AWFUL sequels can't take away the majesty that is the original Matrix movie.
 
Natalie Portman is a lousy actress ... so bad in fact that she was resposible for Anakin "turning"
 
hahaha

Hi! I'm like, totally Padme, and this is soooooooooo cool that you're here and some junk!

I. Am. Psychotron. I. Shall. Get. Pregnant. Now.

I still want to do her though.
 
the entire cast of the prequels was a fucking trainwreck, they should have scrapped the entire thing and replaced it with samuel l. jackson in a suit standing against a white background yelling obscenities for 2 hours