Me and my housemate watched Sudden Death last night (90s Van Damme flick, basically it's Die Hard in an ice hockey arena, but shit). I loved the part where the head of the ex-Secret Service hostage-takers who held the Vice President to ransom by threatening to blow up the arena at the end of the last game of the Stanley Cup freaks out a room full of hostages by holding aloft what looks suspiciously like a remote detonator, then pressing the button to reveal that it's actually a cigarette lighter.
I mean, really. He must have not only brought that thing with him, with the express intention of using it to freak out hostages who have already seen his team murder several people even further, but he must actually have had it specially fucking made for that very purpose!
Oh, and Jean Claude Van Damme brutally killing a terrorist in a fluffy penguin mascot outfit it pretty damned funny, too.