dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Zombie ruined Halloween. The originals were about a chilling sinking feeling. Not saying fuck 50 times in the first 10 minutes. I thought Devils Rejects was a giant pile of shit too. Im sure he will ruin the Blob as well. Recently Watched Whip It, which was excellent and watched District 9 again. So good. Watched Master And Commander again to day and Taken again today as well. Im snowed in here in Oklahoma. Both are great.
Badbird
Never banned
Evil?
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Badbird
Never banned
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Recently viewed films
40 Days annd 40 Nights - Could very well be the worst movie I have ever viewed. I'm supposed to get behind a guy who is getting a new hot piece of ass every night and after a case of dick drip has sworn to abstain from sex in order to really connect with some homely hipster chick who has spread her legs more times than Moose has touched his PC screen in desperate longing for Mauryleen to resurface from Mike's Apartment?!? <gasp> Supporting cast was abysmal, Josh Harnett needs to be punched in the face. 1/10
When in Rome- Kristen Bell and Josh Dukakis provide a couple half hearted chuckles, but the supporting cast which includes Danny Devito & K. Bell's sleazy fiance Dax Shepherd make for one romantic comedy not even worth checking out for free via Netflix stream. 3/10
Tom Cruise Marathon- I've recently been on a Tom Cruise kick, watching Jerry MacGuire, Risky Business, and All the Right Moves. Jerry Macguire was devoid of laughs with Cruise's relationship with Zellwigger coming off as cold and unconvincing. No real build up for the two falling for each other. The little blond tyke also grated my nerves. 3/10 The highly exalted Risky Business was no better than Ferris Bueller's Day Off, same premise, equally as shitty. 2/10 Now AtRM on the other hand was quite the surprise. You have Coach Hayden Fox whipping a bunch of pimple popping teens in to scholarship worthy grid-iron titans, Caroline in the City's tittays, Cruise's gritty performance as a kid who wants more to life than working at a mill, and a well written plot which brisks along coherently. Good Stuff! 8/10
The Proposal- Meh, Sandra Bullock was looking good, that much I will say. 4/10
Somebody ripped ass in here!!! Arghhhhhh SUBMIT!
40 Days annd 40 Nights - Could very well be the worst movie I have ever viewed. I'm supposed to get behind a guy who is getting a new hot piece of ass every night and after a case of dick drip has sworn to abstain from sex in order to really connect with some homely hipster chick who has spread her legs more times than Moose has touched his PC screen in desperate longing for Mauryleen to resurface from Mike's Apartment?!? <gasp> Supporting cast was abysmal, Josh Harnett needs to be punched in the face. 1/10
When in Rome- Kristen Bell and Josh Dukakis provide a couple half hearted chuckles, but the supporting cast which includes Danny Devito & K. Bell's sleazy fiance Dax Shepherd make for one romantic comedy not even worth checking out for free via Netflix stream. 3/10
Tom Cruise Marathon- I've recently been on a Tom Cruise kick, watching Jerry MacGuire, Risky Business, and All the Right Moves. Jerry Macguire was devoid of laughs with Cruise's relationship with Zellwigger coming off as cold and unconvincing. No real build up for the two falling for each other. The little blond tyke also grated my nerves. 3/10 The highly exalted Risky Business was no better than Ferris Bueller's Day Off, same premise, equally as shitty. 2/10 Now AtRM on the other hand was quite the surprise. You have Coach Hayden Fox whipping a bunch of pimple popping teens in to scholarship worthy grid-iron titans, Caroline in the City's tittays, Cruise's gritty performance as a kid who wants more to life than working at a mill, and a well written plot which brisks along coherently. Good Stuff! 8/10
The Proposal- Meh, Sandra Bullock was looking good, that much I will say. 4/10
Somebody ripped ass in here!!! Arghhhhhh SUBMIT!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
True dat playa. Perhaps that's why this forum is so fucking dead, everybody has found themselves' girlfriends?
My buddy made a great point in terms of today's romantic comedies. The main protagonist is no longer the average day joe. Gone are the days of Bill Murray and Billy Crystal striving to capture a woman's heart. Now we have pretty boy faggoths like Josh Duhammel. Are we really to believe that this lad has trouble landing a girl?!?! Puhleeeeeze!
dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Has anybody seen Beer Wars (now streaming on Netshitz)? It's a doc that delves in to Anheiser's monopolistic treachery, as well as the flip side of the market, by heavily featuring upstart DogFish Head. Basically a David vs. Goliath story for the palette. Stay thirsty my friends! A friend gave it a thumbs up, wondering if anyone here endorses it.
Dick Sirloin
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Yes, I've seen the first half of it. It's pretty fucking interesting. And made me want to drink.
AVATAR = mindblowing visuals + thin characters + predictable Hollywood plot + blue monkey nipples
6/10
AVATAR = mindblowing visuals + thin characters + predictable Hollywood plot + blue monkey nipples
6/10
swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
Plastic Nathrakh
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Shutter Island was mostly perfect. Great acting from Leo and Ruffalo with a '50's vibe that was hella authentic. The music played a key role in setting up the the scenes that made my girlfriend CRY in the theater. Sooooo refreshing......but the ending was as said by the above poster.
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I Am The Cheese rip-off though
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I Am The Cheese rip-off though
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
I really liked the remake of the crazies, really solid thriller horror and was vry well done.
