Avengers: Age of Ultron
Another year, another Marvel movie. Is it just me, or is this the same movie as The Avengers part 1? Basically just replace Loki and skrulls with Ultron and drones, throw in a few new superheroes (Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, The Vision) and voila!
1. numerous action pieces that end in stalemate? check
2. the avengers' morale hitting a low where they question their purpose/life/team/sexuality? check
3. nick fury pulling them all together with a rousing speech? check
4. unfunny jokes? check
5. the final battle where about 2 civilians die? check
6. the team comes together to defeat the villian, whereas before they couldnt because.....ummmm? check
7. ending scene showing them going their separate ways? check
i mean godamn! originality isnt on the priority list
and man, that Avengers team at the end sucks! Falcon, Black Widow, and War Machine are people with tech weapons or fighting skills. Not "super" at all. Cap 'Murica and Scarlet Witch qualify. The Vision is a robot, but whatever