music at your funeral?

The Funeral Portrait - Opeth
Some background music from a porn flick
Mandatory Suicide - Slayer
and a fuck off would be Cryptopsy - Cold Hate Warm Blood
 
It seems funny to me
How fucked things can be
Everytime I get ahead
I feel more dead

Plus "For You"
 
I would probably record the sound of me farting, then hire a bunch of people to fart on cue, thus stinking up the whole room. :D Hahaha fart jokes rule!

Then I'd probably have them put on something really abrasive, not really sure what (maybe Meshuggah or some Emperor).
 
It still stands that there can be only one thing playing at my funeral, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
 
Kolmas Nainen - Valehtelisin jos väittäisin

A bit too classic though. Chorus in my great translation goes something like

I guess it would be cool to give up
Coldly say "nothing comes out of this"
Then walk away
And close the door behind
 
The song I'd have played at my funeral would probably be 'Ants' by Devin Townsend from the 'Infinity' album.

Just for the sheer absurdity of it.