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[damnromulans]

Um, he's 94 and fine mentally...sounds like they're both doing pretty damn well. Compare that with my grandfathers, one committed suicide at age 50-something and the other died of lung cancer at 70.

Glad you got the tall instead of the 5'5 "Oh Bernie call Dr. Lippschitts!" gene. Just saying.

 

[Onder]

If me coming on here is such a problem then why haven't I been banned yet? It is no problem for me to stop coming on here if everyone hates it that much.

It's not a problem! I'm just surprised that you enjoy it.

EDIT: i.e., do you like me?

 

[unknown]

everyone thinks I'm jewish because I have curly hair

 

[Pessimism]

I am partially Jewish. I think I got lucky and didn't get the worst of it. Eastern European Jewish genes are really shitty genes. Case in point; my Russian-Jewish grandfather, at 94 I think, is on dialysis and barely holding together (although he's fine mentally, thank god). His Norwegian-blooded wife, my grandmother, at nearly the same age, is fine, takes long walks and hears very well, although her circulation is clearly shot because she often goes outside in a heavy coat and hat when it's 80+ outside.

What I'm saying is that I'm a combination of the top two on your list there.
Just saying.

So are you like, covered in fur?

 

[damnromulans]

Back hair is a turnoff but at least he probably doesn't have a super long foreskin

 

[waif]

Um, he's 94 and fine mentally...sounds like they're both doing pretty damn well. Compare that with my grandfathers, one committed suicide at age 50-something and the other died of lung cancer at 70.

Other set of grandparents (Irish) died, one from alcoholism (stereotypes!) and the other from a heart attack related to smoking.

Glad you got the tall instead of the 5'5 "Oh Bernie call Dr. Lippschitts!" gene. Just saying.

I lol'd like fuck at this.
There are good Jews and there are Jews who must be described as "sniveling." I would hate to belong to the latter.

So are you like, covered in fur?

Moderate back-hair, thick leg hair, a good beard, moderate chest hair, okay arm-hair. Thick as fuck on my head and down thar.

Back hair is a turnoff but at least he probably doesn't have a super long foreskin

No foreskin, but let's just say if I did it would have to be super long.

Sorry, I never pass up an opportunity for a dick joke.

 

[damnromulans]

WAX YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My friends and I do KILLER sniveling-Jew impressions. You gotta hear my friend Mike do his heavy-smoker Jewish grandmother impression, complete with calling robots "rowbits"

Also Jews IMPE have big dicks. Y/N?

 

[waif]

Yes. It is known.

Also, there's a vendor at my work. His name is Lenny. He's the fucking archetypal sniveling Jew. With every word I want to punch him. And all he does is whine.

 

[damnromulans]

Shave your balls too, pubes are disgusting

 

[Blind Guardian]

Finns look like fish. Finns and Yugos are the ugliest people.

Finns:

Yugos:

 

[Pessimism]

Finns look like fish. Finns and Yugos are the ugliest people.

Finns:

Man, woman, or Finn?

 

[King Richard]

manfinn

 

[waif]

Anytime I have trouble determining gender, Finnish blood is usually involved. They also produce much of the world's faggy keyboard-driven melodeath and power metal.

 

[Pessimism]

My girlfriend knew a Finnish girl, they say she had a really weird shaped vajayjay - like it was fucking awkwardly curved and looked like a bell or something.

 

[Eligos]

Indians make big noses look good.

Fixed.

 

[st3333phani3333]

It's not a problem! I'm just surprised that you enjoy it.

EDIT: i.e., do you like me?

Yeah, I do enjoy it on here. Do I like you? I really don't know who you are, but from some of your posts I think you are pretty funny. I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone on here. I don't know anyone well enough on here to hate or like them.

 

[King Richard]

Watch yourself, Onder will rape you where you stand.

 

[mutantllama]

On another topic, anyone know a good safe way to clean off records? I probably could just google it, but I want to see what you guys think.

Bought a record cleaning kit. Works like a charm.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Moderate back-hair, thick leg hair, a good beard, moderate chest hair, okay arm-hair. Thick as fuck on my head and down thar.

Back/shoulder hair is a fucking curse. I hope one day I can afford to get it permanently removed so I never have to think about it again.

 

[Eligos]

My back is hairless but I have a hairy butt.