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[Einherjar86]

How long was the walk? Is he an old dog?

 

[Dak]

Patrick is ON THE CASE!

 

[Einherjar86]

I'll figure this shit out.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

you guys are cool

 

[King Richard]

lol

 

[damnromulans]

SLEUTHS

RMS is definitely NOT a closeted homosexual who calls everyone faggots all the time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

dont think so?

 

[rms]

you may be on to something here

 

[The Butt]

- Friday I got COMPLETELY FUCKING-SHIT-TRASHED (not just "pissed drunk"... I mean "COMPLETELY FUCKING-SHIT-TRASHED"), from consuming 30 oz of Jack in an hour. Nearly to the point of shitting myself... no joke, I guess my bud Will told me I was having rancid whiskey farts... I blacked out.
- Saturday I woke up at noon wondering what the fuck happened. I find myself immobile.
- Sunday life resumes as usual.
- Monday might light one up with the boys.

 

[King Richard]

Kids...they don't know how to drink at all.

 

[damnromulans]

Good thing you didn't die of alcohol poisoning, that was pretty stupid

 

[The Butt]

At least I didn't puke. I would've found it funny as shit if I actually shit myself.

 

[King Richard]

I'm sure you puked, you just don't remember it. No one drinks that much alcohol without puking. Especially something like Jack, which is 80 proof I think.

 

[damnromulans]

And if they don't puke, they SHOULD puke.

 

[~Derek~]

- Friday I got COMPLETELY FUCKING-SHIT-TRASHED (not just "pissed drunk"... I mean "COMPLETELY FUCKING-SHIT-TRASHED"), from consuming 30 oz of Jack in an hour. Nearly to the point of shitting myself... no joke, I guess my bud Will told me I was having rancid whiskey farts... I blacked out.
- Saturday I woke up at noon wondering what the fuck happened. I find myself immobile.
- Sunday life resumes as usual.
- Monday might light one up with the boys.

Wow, do your parents know about this?

 

[The Butt]

All I know is that I had the whiskey-shits like a fucker I guess, churning inside me.

 

[The Ozzman]

How long was the walk? Is he an old dog?

It was probably going to be 2 miles round trip. I don't own a pedometer, so it's hard to say. He's 7 years old.

To his credit, it was extremely humid outside today.

 

[Onder]

I had stocked up with barbecue and beer and was having a good time until you bastards scored with 7 secs left.
Hope you win against Russia though, I hate them, and Jagr is always cool.

Yeah, but the CZE-SWE match was nice anyway, and we won against Russia yesterday, but it was a lucky fucking game.

 

[Cythraul]

dark ambient + alcohol + depressive episode = bad idea

 

[damnromulans]

don't kill yourself when you're drunk. what about switching to something with glimmers of hope in it, like Tenhi?