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[Srontgorrth]

Shabbes?

 

[damnromulans]

Shut the fuck up Valerie, you're out of your element. This is about drawing a line in the sand, dude.

did someone say drawing in the sand?!?!??!

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SANDBOXES SO KVLT

 

[Dak]

 

[damnromulans]

God I laughed for like five minutes looking at that picture last night. Gutbusting raucous guffawing.

 

[unknown]

Even on Shabbos?

I told that krautfucker down at the hall I don't roll on Shabbos!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If it's Jameson's or Crown, then it's okay

I'm on my second carbomb tonight. I couldn't let that last Guinness in the fridge go to waste before I move out.

 

[Valerie]

God I laughed for like five minutes looking at that picture last night. Gutbusting raucous guffawing.

Guffaw is one of the best words in the English language, trufax.

 

[rms]

20 word vocabularies are THE shit. I need to downsize so I can look cooler.

hey homo stop fingering yourself and tell me hows the metal scene other than Jag Panzer

 

[damnromulans]

16 words very good

 

[The Ozzman]

Even on Shabbos?

Three thousand years of glorious tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're DAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE PAST

 

[zabu of nΩd]

wat

ozzman must be quoting a movie because there's no way he could say something that original on his own.

 

[The Ozzman]

Shouldn't you be air guitaring to Darkthrone?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Thats so 2009

I dark guitar to Airthrone now.

 

[The Ozzman]

So do you cock your mother's suck?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The same way you bum your father's lick.

 

[The Ozzman]

Touche, sir.

 

[Einherjar86]

The sexual tension is killing me.

 

[~Derek~]

^Interesting.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You look just like a hog.

Come here piggy piggy piggy, give me a ride!

 

[~Derek~]

^ I think I know who you're talking about.
No disrespect to you vihris, but are you considering going to a prostitute sometime in the near future?
I'm very tempted to go to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and fuck a pornstar or two for money but I'm afraid I'll get stuck in the trap of always paying to be with women. I'm trying to pursue women and want relationships of varying kinds with them. I'm very conflicted on this. Best solution is I start getting laid soon and I have no bad feelings about going to the pornstar prostitutes.