Years ago there was a tour called the Blackest of the Black tour and my friends and I went when it came through Phoenix. It was Danzig, Behemoth, Superjoint Ritual, and some other bands. Somehow we ended up on Superjoint Ritual's bus. We met Phil Anselmo and he was, predictably, a self-absorbed jackass. Their manager gave us a bunch of money to go buy them food. So we went and got some food at some place but only spent half of it. I think he gave us like $150. So what did we do with the rest of the money? We took off and went to Dennys and had a feast. Fuck Superjoint Ritual.