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[waif]

At WAIF: I just paid about a 100 $ to get a new starter on my car so we're both in auto disarray.

It was actually the keys to my dorm room. I don't have a car, or even a driver's license.
Got the keys back last night. Went back to the place and they had them. Very happy.
Then my bassist and I got our drummer really drunk and tried to get him to fuck a fat girl, but we overdid it and he was just retarded. I'd payed about $20 for shots for him, and was decently drunk myself, so I decided to get my money's worth out of him. He wasn't gonna fuck a fat girl, but we did get him to do a whole bunch of really stupid shit (tackled a mailbox, pushed over scooters and motorcycles, peed in someone's gas tank, and vomited all over the front window of American Apparel). That stuff was completely idiotic and destructive and part of me feels bad, but it's really fun to take advantage of stupid drunk people. At one point I just handed him a bottle of tabasco sauce and he just started chugging it...

 

[The Ozzman]

I have friends here who tackle mailboxes when drunk all the time. They also jump into bushes randomly

 

[waif]

The big blue drop-boxes or individual family mailboxes?
I got this guy to knock over a drop-box in front of a crowd just by pointing at it and saying "dude, you should knock that over." Also, we passed on of the motorcycles he'd knocked over previously and it had been righted and I just pointed and he knocked it over again.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm not sure which ones. My guess is individual mailboxes.

 

[damnromulans]

Oh my god I am so glad he puked on American Apparel. What a stupid fucking store.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

need a name for my power metal band

 

[The Butt]

^ Dawn of the Ruby-Encrusted Knight's Victory

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The Glorious Echoes of Cheeseburger Farts Through the Halls of Valhalla

 

[wandering_taco]

Is this like a dragon's and fairytales powermetal band?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Here's a few:
Dragonphallus
Steel Scrotum
Iron Taint
Wizardfart
Magic Fellatio
Mystic Semen
Orgylord
The Sorcerer's Foreskin

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Goblin Dung
Defenders of the Turd
Scrotal Savior
Warriors of the Wiggling Wiener

 

[The Butt]

DIOVOURMENT

 

[damnromulans]

The Lord of Jenkins Castle
Elven Swordgasm
Warrior Princess
Blade Fighters
Ye Dwarven Cocks

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Is this like a dragon's and fairytales powermetal band?

yeah, but not happy and gay

 

[The Butt]

DIOVOURMENT

.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Here's a few:
Dragonphallus
Steel Scrotum
Iron Taint
Wizardfart
Magic Fellatio
Mystic Semen
Orgylord
The Sorcerer's Foreskin

 

[SentinelSlain]

yeah, but not happy and gay

There are no results on M-A for 'Lancer' so how about that?

or

Sword of Ice

Victory Hammer

The Order of the Eternal Flame

Broken Sepulchre

Terra Byzantica

 

[King Richard]

It was actually the keys to my dorm room. I don't have a car, or even a driver's license.
Got the keys back last night. Went back to the place and they had them. Very happy.
Then my bassist and I got our drummer really drunk and tried to get him to fuck a fat girl, but we overdid it and he was just retarded. I'd payed about $20 for shots for him, and was decently drunk myself, so I decided to get my money's worth out of him. He wasn't gonna fuck a fat girl, but we did get him to do a whole bunch of really stupid shit (tackled a mailbox, pushed over scooters and motorcycles, peed in someone's gas tank, and vomited all over the front window of American Apparel). That stuff was completely idiotic and destructive and part of me feels bad, but it's really fun to take advantage of stupid drunk people. At one point I just handed him a bottle of tabasco sauce and he just started chugging it...

I've always wanted to catch someone in the act of doing something stupid to my property so that I could put a bullet in their head. Being drunk and dumb is one thing, but when you start messing with other people's shit you need beat up and/or a bullet in your head tbh.

I think you need to start acting like you've actually drank before because sooner than later someone is going to royally fuck you up for being a twat. If you're smart you'll follow my advice.

 

[Onder]

I've always wanted to catch someone in the act of doing something stupid to my property so that I could put a bullet in their head. Being drunk and dumb is one thing, but when you start messing with other people's shit you need beat up and/or a bullet in your head tbh.

I always considered saying this to be so American-styled. "If somebody messes with my property then I have a right to shoot him in the head". First of all, it's stupid, and also - I kinda imagine Clint Eastwood saying it, but I don't think anybody else can pull it off without being judged as a retard by normal intelligent people.

 

[King Richard]

First off, the human population wouldn't suffer from the loss of one asshole who enjoys getting plastered and fucking up stuff people spent a lot of time and money to acquire. It's an asshole thing to do, and I have no time or patience for assholes.

Secondly, if I was ever lucky enough to catch someone in the act, they wouldn't be the first person I've ever shot in the head, although I may consider popping one in their knee instead so that I could tortue them as opposed to letting them off easy via headshot. I guess it all depends on my mood.