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Haha thanks for the offer Cronopio, Zeph is helping me out with the German translations. Vimana still hasn't gotten back to me about the Spanish one, so that's still up in the air if anyone's willing to help :)

Fuck Cyth, that sounds like an awesome holiday. Hopefully I'll be able to do one of these "fuck off for a holiday for awhile trips" one day.
 
so yeah listen to this absolutely outrageous bullshit

im standing in front of a convenient store downtown at around midnight, waiting for a couple friends to come scoop me. i turn my head and see a huge shirtless man covered in tattoos with a very red face charging at me like a bull. in shock, i stand completely still, as he proceeds to run up with his fists cocked foaming at the mouth screaming about how he was going to blast me in the face and how i need to give him my "fucking money". this mofo is about three times my size, so i throw my hands up and say i dont have any money. he then screams some more, rips my $400 phone out of my hand and smashes it on the ground, screams some more, rips my cigarettes out of my pocket and tears the pack to pieces, then turns around and runs like hell.

dead serious, no bullshit, no exaggeration. what. the. fuck. i dont even get it