Being fat and annoying?
Eat to live, do not live to eat!
I wish I had Guy Fieri's job.
Don't mess with Mother Russia, yo.Destroyed is a great word. Not "dealt with" or "brought to justice" or even "eliminated" or "killed." Destroyed. As in, we'll set the fucking body on fire. And rape the ashes.
The scariest thing I can think of right now is a KGB guy telling me I'm going to be liquidated, because I know he means actual liquid.
So today's the day Jesus started rotting in his grave. Happy Easter.
Think pink.This windy weather, I am digging. I love how every piece of lounge furniture on my back deck blew off and half is now destroyed.
Think pink.
Pink think.
Pink thing?