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is arguably the greatest smiley of all time
maybe equal to, i dunno
:danceboy:
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
I'm a big supporter of the "do it with someone you like the first time because you're going to last from 15-90 seconds and only a gf or good friend would be understanding and supportive" take, but Derek more luck to you.
Eligos and The Butt, good luck! Any girl worth your while will respect your virginity.
For those without prospects, my friend here is a 34 year old cougar who looks 25 and she loves virgins (no Japanese need apply).
Eligos and The Butt, good luck! Any girl worth your while will respect your virginity.
For those without prospects, my friend here is a 34 year old cougar who looks 25 and she loves virgins (no Japanese need apply).
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Pfft, the only girl to make me cum was my current girlfriend and that took about 25 minutes to happen. I need to stop watching so much porn.
I also demand pics of krampus' friend.
I also demand pics of krampus' friend.
King Richard
Hello there
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
unknown
fuck ftagn
not if you use a condom. my first time was with a condom and it lasted at least 30 minutes
first time without a condom is a different story
...but seriously wrap it up dude. no pregger chicks
what about the old couple?
panzerfaust666
German Asshole
not if you use a condom. my first time was with a condom and it lasted at least 30 minutes
first time without a condom is a different story
...but seriously wrap it up dude. no pregger chicks
what about the old couple?
yeah my first time was with no condom, thank god she didnt get pregnant holy fuck. Whatever , she was like " DO you have a condom" I said no. then she asked if I do anal. tried that, to to tight. then reverted back to ol' tried and true.
seriously, I was sketching for a while after that.
My prospects may turn into no prospects so I saw your friend's pic and I'm interested.
I have a couple condoms in my room.
I always wear my seat belt, so why would that not translate to something else?
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
I was sketched for a while after my first time with my girlfriend even WITH a condom...can't imagine how it would've been without I would've died.
I would've died.
panzerfaust666
German Asshole
I was sketched for a while after my first time with my girlfriend even WITH a condom...can't imagine how it would've been without
yeah seriously, unneeded stress.
is arguably the greatest smiley of all time
She respects my virginity, yeh. I told her I'd like to wait until the one year mark at least and she is fine with it. Holy fuck does she want to bone me though.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Yes.
Friend is not in USA but we are coming back for a visit this summer, will be too busy to meet strange Internet people most likely though.
As for the OLD COUPLE, they're my parents.
My first time was protected and I cried because it hurt, but IMO you're not doing it right if you're not crying/almost crying from the pain.
Do not knock your girlfriends/random girls up, all they show in the Planned Parenthood waiting room are paternity test episodes of Maury, and the free cookies are for chicks only.
Friend is not in USA but we are coming back for a visit this summer, will be too busy to meet strange Internet people most likely though.
As for the OLD COUPLE, they're my parents.
My first time was protected and I cried because it hurt, but IMO you're not doing it right if you're not crying/almost crying from the pain.
Do not knock your girlfriends/random girls up, all they show in the Planned Parenthood waiting room are paternity test episodes of Maury, and the free cookies are for chicks only.
DarkBliss
...And okra for all
:zombie:
A one-eyed alcohol poisoning victim, acting surprised.Yet another expression that's difficult to emulate.
Unless you paint yourself green, and tape one eye shut.
