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[Krigloch the Furious]

i bet you guys missed me.
I've been sick and shitting pure liquid. im farting alot, so I think im on the upside.
a good not though. We found a guitar player this weekend. So im fucking singing now! fucking win!

 

[damnromulans]

Derek I forget what you looked like but I remember the people who post photos who are really unattractive so that's a good thing. I dunno, do you really want your first time to be with some random skank? Losing your virginity is both overrated and underrated but I think you should at least kind of like the person you first do it with.

 

[Dak]

Losing your virginity is both overrated and underrated

So eloquently and accurately put.

 

[King Richard]

If I were Derek I'd look for a slut and just let her do her thing. You're most likely going to suck your first time, so you might as well get some enjoyment out of it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Derek I forget what you looked like but I remember the people who post photos who are really unattractive so that's a good thing. I dunno, do you really want your first time to be with some random skank? Losing your virginity is both overrated and underrated but I think you should at least kind of like the person you first do it with.

At one stage in this forums history there was a bit of a running joke concerning my relationships with women, or rather the lack of them. Anyway I should probably announce to the forum that One night about 3 months back something happened involving me and two lasses. According to my friends it did. Outside a club.




I don't even know their names or whether we actually did. I just remember being almost passed out and two girls getting on top of me and my friend saying 'be gentle with him'










Bad times dudes. Bad times.

I, personally don't think it happened. But....

 

[Episteme]

If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

 

[damnromulans]

Your first time you'll last like 15 seconds. So get a loose ugly girl so you can last longer.

 

[Eligos]

I dunno, do you really want your first time to be with some random skank? Losing your virginity is both overrated and underrated but I think you should at least kind of like the person you first do it with.

I went on a date with that girl last night and she is totally cool with me being a virgin. I really think this is going to work out.

 

[Episteme]

I'm actually pretty surprised at the number of virgins in these forums.

Seriously though, good on ya Eligos.

 

[Matt]

Your first time you'll last like 15 seconds. So get a loose ugly girl so you can last longer.

lol, so true. I thought I had a problem after my first time, ick.

 

[Pessimism]

Nothing like getting laid in order to acquire material goods.

YOU WHORE.

 

[Einherjar86]

Your first time you'll last like 15 seconds. So get a loose ugly girl so you can last longer.

If a bitch isn't attractive enough to give you wood it doesn't really matter.

 

[Eligos]

Seriously though, good on ya Eligos.

 

[The Butt]

Indeed. Well done Eligos.

Losing your virginity is both overrated and underrated

Actually have been with my gf for 9 months... awesome awesome girl. Im still a virgin, I dont really care though. Weve been doing sexual things but Ive been putting off actual banging till the 1 year mark, cause I want to show her thats not all I care about.

Does that make me a pussy y or n

 

[King Richard]

It makes you misguided. If you actually care about her and she knows this, then there's nothing wrong with fucking her. If anything, it will make you guys closer. That is unless you seriously suck in bed in which she'll probably dump your ass for someone who can fuck her brains out.

I hope that helps.

 

[The Butt]

Thing is shes been hurt in the past. Her ex practically used her for sex so she worries at times, she cant really help it. So Im trying to show her its not all I care about. I mean, we do sexual things but yeh.

I dont think Id be that bad. Even during hand or blowjobs, or tittyfucking I can go for half-hour to an hour. And shes told me I have a massive bird so yeh.

 

[Pessimism]

Calling it, you're going to sleep with her and then two months later you'll break up, thus shattering her hopes all over again.

 

[panzerfaust666]

Yeah Krampus is obviously right... my first time was hella akward... i do give myself like a minute and a half though,not 15 seconds. and yeah good job ELigos

 

[sevag00]

Fuck. What a day i had. Went to the university, since i had physics class. Then went to my friend's place, who i have never talked to, to study physics exam for Thursday. We did everything besides physics, drank beer, watched porn, chatted with some pretty hot ladies, you name it. What the hell, i know the material from last semester, and he is going to transfer to another major.

 

[Einherjar86]

Then went to my friend's place, who i have never talked to

I'm confused.