On the train back from NYC. Spent the weekend shopping for clothes and playing with my new vagina. I have work in 4 hours, which fucking sucks, but whatever...it was really good to get out of town for the weekend, and I look fucking sexy in nice clothes.
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Look what i stumbled upon on google chrome.
http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/03/hero-of-day-man-saves-lives-of-2.html
http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/03/hero-of-day-man-saves-lives-of-2.html
Expensive surgery?
Nah, just start walking around the clothes stores in NYC and you'll be menstruating in no time.
Sometimes I think it's a shame I'm not gay, because I got hit on by a ton of gay guys this weekend. But then I remember that being gay entails having sex with dudes, and it's okay.
Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
My manager was really cool about me taking time off for MDF. She's moving my shifts around for those two weeks and I'll only end up taking one vacation day. Fucking awesome.
Moonsorrow tonight. Stoooooooked about it. Hope they play some newer stuff.
Moonsorrow tonight. Stoooooooked about it. Hope they play some newer stuff.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
WAIF I don't mean to sound like a creep but you're designed to wear nice clothes. You'd look good in skinny jeans and a leather jacket.
Have fun tonight Eligos!
Have fun tonight Eligos!
NOOO! No skinny jeans, they are of the gay. Straight cut with sneakers, possibly a boot cut with dress shoes. Button down shirt with either a jacket or a nice sweater. I'd like a leather jacket, but it's gonna be really hard to find one that's a good fit.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Why, are you 5'1 and 75 lbs or something? Can't you just go to H&M and ravage the inexpensive mens department?
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Oh, damn you're a full foot taller than I am. Don't ever attempt to shop in Japan.
You should go on a pilgrimage to Northern Europe and buy your clothes there, you're only 2 inches above the mean height of Dutchmen. Too bad that volcano happened.
I'm sure Wilsons and other leather specialists will custom fit you, but that's really expensive and you might as well just go on the aforementioned pilgrimage.
You should go on a pilgrimage to Northern Europe and buy your clothes there, you're only 2 inches above the mean height of Dutchmen. Too bad that volcano happened.
I'm sure Wilsons and other leather specialists will custom fit you, but that's really expensive and you might as well just go on the aforementioned pilgrimage.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
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Ugh, this forum's been getting shit-slow for longer and longer at night. What was originally 3-3:30 EST seems to have turned into 2-4. I demand a goddamn refund.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Gah, I personally can't stand boot cut jeans, or "fat leg" pants of any kind. That's all I see when I go shopping these days. It seems like most guys are fine with wearing shirts/pants with generic box-like figures. I like clothing with a snug or tighter fit.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
That's because North America teaches men that it is gay to wear tight pants, and they are wrong. This is also why North America is, as far as fashion is concerned, the laughing stock of Europe and East Asia.
There are flattering cuts of pants for men that aren't the dreaded "SKINNY JEANS" - but snug is usually better. Unless you're really fat obviously.
There are flattering cuts of pants for men that aren't the dreaded "SKINNY JEANS" - but snug is usually better. Unless you're really fat obviously.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I agree with you Krampus. I don't follow any fashion other than what I personally like, but from what I can observe, North American fashion is pathetic. And yes, it's considered gay if you're a guy and take care of your image.
Like, just look at Axe. I personally don't like their products at all but look at what they've done. They've convinced a bunch of guys who would much rather smell like b.o. than perfume (because it's less "gay") to actually wear perfume under the clever guise of "body spray". Why? Oh, because girls would rather be around a guy who smells nice? Tell me that's not common sense...
Guys are really screwing themselves over by being so homophobic. If guys realized this, going bald wouldn't be such an inevitable reality.
Like, just look at Axe. I personally don't like their products at all but look at what they've done. They've convinced a bunch of guys who would much rather smell like b.o. than perfume (because it's less "gay") to actually wear perfume under the clever guise of "body spray". Why? Oh, because girls would rather be around a guy who smells nice? Tell me that's not common sense...
Guys are really screwing themselves over by being so homophobic. If guys realized this, going bald wouldn't be such an inevitable reality.
