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neal said:
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:kickass:

my office bought me lunch at TGI Friday's yesterday because I'm quitting and ditching those losers, and I was shocked to see they took their incredible Oreo Cookie dessert off the menu!!!

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but I noticed at the grocery store klondike makes an giant oreo ice cream cookie sandwich now, so I could still plate it up restaurant style on my own I suppose.
 
I woke up... Stubbed my toe in the dark of the basement... took 2 early morning stoli shots to calm the nerves... and am now getting ready to be a slave.
 
EricT said:
I woke up... Stubbed my in the dark of the basement... took 2 early morning stoli shots to calm the nerves... and am now getting ready to be a slave.
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stubbed your what?! OH THE SUSPENSE

was it.. "penis"?
 
yesterday i woke up, showered, went to school. i have the coolest ap euro teacher EVER so class wasnt that bad, played with a snake and bitched about the people we hate. fought with one of my friends in orchestra, and now we're both covered in bruises.. stupid doc martens. watched king arthur in english, and damn those vikings are hot! argued with my teacher who thinks im a pot head, left class. came home, picked up my little brother, took him to lacrosse, came back home. sat around for a while, and then left at fucking 5 o'clock for hockey practice, and didnt fucking get there until 6:45. i can usually make the trip from northern va to rockville in 25 minutes. FUCK THE BELTWAY.
probably the worst hockey practice ever... my stomach hurt and some of the team decided that there was a really good chance that my appendix would burst. everyone was playing like shit, and we've got 3 girls who have never played before and a dumbass coach who refuses to work with them. some little cunt was fucking around and shot a puck that hit me on the inside of my fucking elbow where i have no pads, so now i have a perfect puck-shaped bruise on my arm, and it hurts like a bitch (i would take a picture 'cause it actually looks kinda cool but my nephew broke my camera). on the way home from hockey practice the wheels on my fucking car spun out and i ended up on the median of the road with 2 FLAT TIRES. drove back to the rink and waited a fucking hour and a half for my mom to come get me, came home, and the sun hasnt been out for 2 days.:cry:
 
I have to drive to western Maryland today, through the Beltway, in the rain, during rush hour. Its gonna rock*.






















*make me want to drill my eyes out
 
oh man, friday rush hour + rain = worst possible time to drive on the beltway. There will probably be accidents everywhere causing traffic to be completely motionless.

But western maryland rocks*











* I have no clever wording to exchange that for
 
Yesterday i woke up at 11, got ready for class, went to Anthropology. Chilled till my next (and final) class of the day, Spanish. I then went to the student center where they had ONE guy, who was really slow, working the cheesesteak station thing, and with like 20-30 people in line i ended up waiting for 30-45 minutes for the cheesesteak. They ran out of onions too! Then i chilled untill 10 when i went with a bunch of people to a party hosted by a bunch of Indian guys. It was an awesome party, not too many people, a few hookahs that everyone was sitting around smoking... And i got rather drunk.
 
Wolftribe said:
Yesterday i woke up at 11, got ready for class, went to Anthropology. Chilled till my next (and final) class of the day, Spanish. I then went to the student center where they had ONE guy, who was really slow, working the cheesesteak station thing, and with like 20-30 people in line i ended up waiting for 30-45 minutes for the cheesesteak. They ran out of onions too! Then i chilled untill 10 when i went with a bunch of people to a party hosted by a bunch of Indian guys. It was an awesome party, not too many people, a few hookahs that everyone was sitting around smoking... And i got rather drunk.
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I like these kind of stories.
 
Went to doctor, he said change diet first before surgery. (Already did this week dipshit, but thanks for trying to help :p.) And also, I got approval FINALLY for my ear so I can see ear man now. Huzzah!
 
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