Onder's chilli (*21.1.2014)

It's FEB 28, here are some pics.

I will start with the Zimbabwe Birds that I've been complaining about because of their small growth, but this girl made me happy because it started sprouting on sides too. This variety is a typical window/parapet one so it will be small anyway.

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Here the detail of what I mean. They should start growing more now.

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The fucking tall Jalapeňo bitch situation is getting kinda ridiculous. On the other hand, she has the biggest leaves. I measured them today and one is 4.2cm. Which is like, twice the size of your dick so yeah.

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Takanotsume.

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And here the crippled orphan. The jiffy caught some fungus so I replanted it and it seems to be fine now, but it's obviously weak compared to the other ones. Decided to make one fucking leaf pretty quick that looks about fine but I don't see where it means to continue. In overall I don't see how this one's supposed to make it.

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Here's my window farm. I finally decided to throw away the chinense seeds that hadn't germinated. So the hottest varieties won't be grown this season. The germination rate is 7/10. Next week I'll hit them with some organic fertilizer that I got recommended. They will fucking BOOOOOM.

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Behold.

The unfortunate catastrophe that has struck two leaves of my Jalapeno tall ho. The sacred virginity flawed by the throats of megahell. The portals to the sickness beyond.

From above.

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From beneath.

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Now seriously. This whoredom probably appeared due to direct sunlight that she'll have to get used to anyway. I haven't noticed any petite scum of the insect kind so I should be good. And my radar is ON bitch.

More pics as I got my charger back. These visual informations born were on the day of wednesday MAR12.

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Look at dem veins! It's veiny like a fucking racehorse. Both should be the Zimbabwe whateversomething.

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My premium ho. The japanese samurai ho san.

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Cripple octopus decided to abandon the one leaf she had made and started sprouting another ONE fucking LEAF. Thanks girl well if you continue you might as well have one fucking leaf next year watcha think of that.

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The cotyledon decay and death. The unforgiveness of the life cycle. The pain of leaving part of the body behind. The abandonment of self.

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Only in death.
 
My Eden garden is a small green patch on the vast ultrablack cosmos, yet itself it is darknessborne. Only in this exact moment it breathes life through the horse-like veins. Only now it can alter the shape of molecules and, as all life does, pretend that all this physiology isn't only worthless drama anyway. We all shall rejoice in death. Why do our intestines push the mass of shit forth and why do the roots of chillies pull waters from the layer beyond if there shall be no difference between any of us after the infinity of space rapes all life like a little fucking whore.
 
I acquired supplements. Unfortunately I'm also ultrasick thanks to the immense superamount of beer that I have consumed during the last five days. I already masturbated like 5 times since I woke up. New pictures of plants will come later.

Closer to death.

We're just playing with life here. Life that I have created. It needs to be documented.
 
Alright this picture here shows part of my body (it's a hand) in closeness to the plant spirit materialized in shape predetermined by its DNA helix. I live by the rule that any finger-on-leaf contact is rape so I don't touch my plants.

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I think I will edit this post with more picture from last few days because I have to go through them first. The sunburnt leaves have fallen and others are unharmed.

EDIT (so I don't bump this thread endlessly. And the pictures are of same age as the one above anyway:

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Today they started showing flower-buds. But it was too soon. I TORE THEM AWAY LIKE A MOTHEFUCKING SENSELESS MACHINE. I tore 5 buds off in total. It's too soon. Too soon. They need to grow for like 3 more months. This would cost them too much energy.

Even though I would love to see a flower blossom and even though that would make me weep the tears of beauty, it had to be done.

In case you're emotionally moved by this disgusting surgical procedure, look at some pictures from yesterday.

This is the food aid. This is what I started feeding my prisoners on monday. 1 sip a week of this medicine and THEY'LL MOTHERFUCKING BOOM. Beyond all that false pretense there is the craving for production. There's concentrated nourishment, there's surgical dissection of the unneeded parts of the body. I'm the architect of plant matrix and you're living a lie. The cosmos is vast, but you're locked in the illusion that I've created. The face of your death and the face of your birth and all inbetween. BOW DOWN.

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You see the freedom you can't have? I showed them the freedom. There's my balcony behind that door and then there's the utter shit world of pains.

I put a lighter there so you can see how big they've grown.

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Look at the previous post, at the mutated leaf.

This is it yesterday:

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This is the largest. This is my 7 centimeters. Yes it's that big!

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This is going to be a bush or something.

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Aerial view of Takanotsume I:

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Looking good!

Yeah good call, dont let them flower until the stems start getting barky or it wont be able to support the peppers.

Well my plan is the beginning of june. What do you think is the ideal size for another replanting? I want them to have space for the roots but they should be fine for another week or two right? To me it seems they really started growing now.
 
Yeah, i'd say their fine right now. Sorry, ideal...pot size? I personally try to go up by 2" in diameter generally when growing stuff. You can go for a little bit bigger pot so you hafta repot less, but dont go too big.
 
Yeah, i'd say their fine right now. Sorry, ideal...pot size? I personally try to go up by 2" in diameter generally when growing stuff. You can go for a little bit bigger pot so you hafta repot less, but dont go too big.

Yeah I was asking if they have big enough pots right now, but everyone said they were fine. One of my friends who also grows chillies said maybe they're actually too big too soon. I don't see how that would be a problem though. Here they're yesterday and they're gaining every day.

Sorry for the dirty window.

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Pots that are too big can leave excess water which will cause root rot as the roots cant suck up enough of the water. But yeah, they look good!
 
Pots that are too big can leave excess water which will cause root rot as the roots cant suck up enough of the water. But yeah, they look good!

So far so good I guess, thanks. Share pics of your veggies if you have some! You said you were growing them under some lights? I frankly don't understand the market with those things. Some light bulbs cost few bucks and seem to have same specifications as other lights that marihuana grow-shops sell for 70$+. :Smug:
 
From the thread title I assumed you were making a curry or something, but now I see you aren't.
 
So far so good I guess, thanks. Share pics of your veggies if you have some! You said you were growing them under some lights? I frankly don't understand the market with those things. Some light bulbs cost few bucks and seem to have same specifications as other lights that marihuana grow-shops sell for 70$+. :Smug:

That was last year, i just used a warm and cool flourescent light. All im growing right now is garlic.
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Im also gonna condition a spot in the yard for blueberries and strawberries. Then ill buy basil for pizza and pesto n stuff.
 
So I was smoking some weed at the pub with my mates and I talked about growing it along with the chillies and suddenly while rolling another joint my mate said "hey, here's a seed for you" as he found it in the sack. I assumed it was completely dried out and long gone but I put it inbetween wet towels later and yesterday it germinated.

If I successfuly get it large enough roughly for the pepper harvest, I'm going to make weed jalapeno boppers.

Yes. weed jalapeno boppers.

Unfortunately I was checking the policy as I thought it was legal to grow less than 5 plants but apparently this law is gone and now it's illegal to have a single fuckplant.

Well nobody's gonna fucking care anyway.
 
JESUS CUNT something's wrong, What the fuck is happening.

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